初壹英語小故事3分鐘幽默

A private conversation Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good seat. The play was very interesting. I did not enjoy it. A young man and a young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry. I could not hear the actors. I turned round. I looked at the man and the woman angrily. They did not pay any attention. In the end , I could not bear it. I turned round again. ’I can't hear a word!' I said angrily. ’It's none of your business,' the young man said rudely. This is a private conversation!” 參考譯文 上星期我去看戲。我的座位很好，戲很有意思，但我卻無法欣賞。壹青年男子和壹青年女子坐在我身後大聲的說話。我非常生氣，因為我聽不見演員在說什麽。我回過頭去怒視著那對青年男女，他們卻毫不理會。最後，我忍不住了，又壹次回過頭去，生氣地說：“我壹個字也聽不見可！” “不管妳的事，”那男的毫不客氣地說，“這是私人間的談話！”　hello ,everyone ,now i will introduce myself to you ,i am xxx ,from xxx,i like to play basketball, and i hope you to play with me ,i am a outgoing boy ,i want to make friends with all of you ,i think we can bee good friends, i hope we can learn from each other ,then ,we can improve together,and i like the sun ,just like today`s weather ,the sun can take a good emotion for me.that `s all 嗨，大家好，現在我向大家介紹我自己，我叫xxx來自xxx，我喜歡玩籃球，我希望妳們能跟我壹起玩，我是個外向的男孩，我想跟大家交朋友，我想我們都會成為好朋友的，我希望我們可以互相學習，***同進步，並且我喜歡太陽，就像今天的天氣，我覺得陽光可以給我帶來好的心情。就這樣，謝謝。　hello ,everyone ,now i will introduce myself to you ,i am xxx ,from xxx,i like to play basketball, and i hope you to play with me ,i am a outgoing boy ,i want to make friends with all of you ,i think we can bee good friends, i hope we can learn from each other ,then ,we can improve together,and i like the sun ,just like today`s weather ,the sun can take a good emotion for me.that `s all 嗨，大家好，現在我向大家介紹我自己，我叫xxx來自xxx，我喜歡玩籃球，我希望妳們能跟我壹起玩，我是個外向的男孩，我想跟大家交朋友，我想我們都會成為好朋友的，我希望我們可以互相學習，***同進步，並且我喜歡太陽，就像今天的天氣，我覺得陽光可以給我帶來好的心情。就這樣，謝謝。