You assigned to play with me, the whole is not good to cry.
2、好喜歡妳看不慣我又幹不掉我的樣子。
Good love you could not understand me and do not drop me.
3、是敵是友，別是狗。
Enemy is a friend, don't be a dog.
4、看著妳走在我的身後會有種安全感。
Watching you walk behind me there will be a sense of security.
5、狀態是幹出來的，而不是等出來的。
The state is dry, not waiting.
6、妳們家裏沒廁所嗎，妳來這裏亂噴？
You don't have a toilet at home, do you come here?
7、天下烏鴉壹般黑，天下基佬壹大堆。
The crow is black, the world a lot of gay.
8、關於明天的事，我們後天就知道了。
About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.
9、妳永遠是我的唯壹，其他的我誰都不要。
You will always be my only, the other I do not.
10、我突然發現我同桌的同桌妳好漂亮。
I suddenly found my sit at the same table, you are beautiful.
11、誰三言兩語撩撥了情意。
Who spun it in two words or three.
12、不再沈寂的活著，我要重啟我的驕傲。
No longer silent alive, I want to restart my pride.
13、人生就像壹盤棋，壹步錯步步錯。
Life is like a game of chess, one step wrong step by step wrong.
14、記住，勞資活著不是為了取悅任何人。
Remember that labor and capital are not living to please anyone.
15、笑是最真實的偽裝淚是最自由的釋放。
Laughter is the most true camouflage tears are the most free release.
16、墜入情網的女人老愛自作多情。
The old woman fall in love love love.
17、原諒我在妳想我的時候不能陪在妳身邊。
Forgive me I can't be with you when you think of me.
18、別說我冷，暖的時候妳沒珍惜而已。
Don't say I'm cold, warm when you didn't cherish it.
19、只要妳過得比我好，死的壹定早。
As long as you live better than me, die early.
20、咱掏心掏肺地說吧，妳能撐起壹青樓。
I Taoxintaofei to say, you can prop up a brothel.
21、為了衣錦還鄉我早就不敢淚眼兩行。
I would not cry for a homecoming for two.
22、每個懂愛的人都會遇到壹個不懂愛的人。
Everyone who knows love will meet a person who does not know how to love.
23、感謝妳用離來的方式教會我堅強。
Thank you for the way you used to teach me how to be strong.
24、俗話說天妒英才，所以人還是蠢點好。
As the saying goes, genius, so people still silly good.
25、清晨醒來陽光和妳就是我想要的未來。
Wake up in the morning sunshine and you are the future I want.
26、老衲法眼壹睜，就知道妳是個妖孽。
My eye open, you know you are an evildoer.
27等我回來，就請妳從我心裏搬出去。
When I come back, please get out of my mind.
28、妳給我傾城時光，我給妳壹世溫暖。
You give me the time, I give you warmth.
29、清明節這是要逼我燒書的節奏啊！
Ching Ming Festival this is to force me to burn the rhythm of the book ah!
30、忽然發現，壹滴眼淚都變的那麽奢侈。
Suddenly found that a drop of tears have become so luxurious.
31、流氓子愛紋身窮人做夢都想開大奔。
Rogue love tattoo poor dreaming to drive benz.
32、賤人好比狗，見人就亂吼。
Bitch like dogs, no screaming.
33、我不信命，我只信雙手去打。
I don't believe in life. I just believe in both hands.
34、我愛我自己，情敵多點好嗎？
I love myself, rival more good?
35、妳左腦是水，右腦是粉，壹動就成糊。
Your left brain is water, the right brain is easily into a paste powder.
36、我猜妳在等壹個不愛妳的人愛上妳。
I guess you're waiting for someone who doesn't love you.
37、我認真的時候，請妳不要開玩笑。
When I'm serious, please don't make fun of me.
38、賴床是對周末最起碼的尊重。
Stay in bed for a weekend at least respect.
39、八戒別以為妳站在路燈下就是夜明豬了。
Don't think you stand in the street light is the night bright pig.
40、長不過執念短不過善變。
Long but short but fickle obsession.
41、如果最後能在壹起晚點真的無所謂。
If we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter.
42、壹桿長槍在手，天下**歸我有！
A lance in hand, the world I have to chrysanthemum!
43、失望到了盡頭心便不會再瞎鬧。
Down to the end of heart will never fool around.
44、女生只會欺負對她好的男生。
The girls will only bully to her boy.
45、怪我當初沒有把她看穿。
No wonder I didn't see her right.
46、是我的妳別動，不是我的妳也給我放那。
Is my you move, not me you also put that to me.
47、寧可胖的精致，也不要瘦的雷同。
Would rather fat delicate, also do not thin the same.
48、我這麽出色，連豬都不瞧我壹眼。
I'm so good, even the pigs don't look at me.
49、愛自己就別讓自己討好自己討厭的人。
Don't let yourself to please yourself.
50、忘不掉也要忘掉，做不到也要做到。
Forget not to forget to forget, do not have to do.
51、彪悍的人生不需要解釋!
Tough life does not need to explain!
52、長相思兮長相憶，短相思兮無窮極。
Everlasting longing for you does not have, short lovesickness infinite.
53、我的字典裏沒有分手只有喪偶。
I didn't break up only widowed.
54、問女能有幾多醜，恰似王八小九九。
Asked the woman to have many ugly bastard, like 99.
55、桀驁不馴的女人才能稱王。
Wild and intractable woman to win.
56、壹無所有就是我拼的理由。
There's no reason to fight.
57、只是在適當的時候遇到了妳。
Just met you at the right time.
58、屁，就是妳吃下去的食物們不屈的靈魂。
Fart, is the food you eat the indomitable soul.
59、給妳的青春怎麽能沒有喜怒哀樂。
How can not give you the passions of youth.
60、相愛的人怎麽會輸給距離敗給時間。
How can people love lost distance lost to time.
61、女人不花心，又怎麽對得起貌美如花。
The woman did not bother, and how beautiful.
62、樹欲靜而風不止，我欲戀而她不在。
The tree is quiet and the wind is more than the wind, I want to love and she is not in.
63、中國人妖哪家強，淶源晶華找妞妞。
Chinese Simon what is strong, Laiyuan Jinghua find girl.
64、我不會刻意討好妳要走要留我不強求。
I won't try to please you to go to stay I don't insist.
65、我有我的範兒，妳們模仿不起的範兒。
I have my fan son, you can not imitate the fan.
66、大哥，把妳臉上的分辨率調低點好嗎？
Big brother, is it good to put the resolution on your face?
67、妳的長相就是毀三觀的代表。
Your appearance is destroyed three concept.
68、上墳的時候註意點別點錯技能。
"When the attention point do not wrong skills.
69、癡心不改將以情葬死海。
Chixinbugai will be buried in Dead Sea.
70、但願人長久，光棍不再有。
Danyuanrenchangjiu, there is no longer a bachelor.
71、我是我。不必討妳喜。
I am me. You don't have to ask for your love.
72、心冷之後，殷勤是我最不需要的東西。
When the heart is cold, the attention is the thing that I do not need.
73、妳火力猛不猛，關鍵得看誰捧。
Your firepower is not fierce, the key to see who holds.
74、只有彼此在乎，才配擁有幸福。
Only care about each other, only with happiness.
75、不是壹輩子的人就別說壹輩子的話。
Not a lifetime of people do not say a lifetime of words.
76、誰都以為自己會是個例外。
Who thought they would be an exception.
77、我的驕傲，不允許妳來踐踏。
My pride, don't allow you to trample.
78、只想念不聯系只關註不打擾。
Only miss not only concern not to bother.
79、玩就大方的，愛就穩妥的。
Play is generous, love is safe.
80、我喜歡妳卻支支吾吾說不出來。
I love you but hesitated to say.
81、我有感情潔癖，不能獨有的我不要。
I have feelings of cleanliness, not unique to me not.
82、不要拿妳的曾經，去評論我的未來。
Don't take your once, to comment on my future.
83、別把我的寬容當做妳不要臉的資本。
Don't put my tolerance as you shameless capital.
84、腦袋空不要緊，關鍵是不進水。
Head empty does not matter, the key is not water.
85、我期待邂逅妳我命中命中註定的愛。
I look forward to meeting you and I miss the love.
86、僥幸的人生，活不出人樣。
Lucky life, not live out people like.
87、用2B形容妳，人家鉛筆不樂意！
Using 2B to describe you, people are not willing to pencil!
88、不是每個人能像我壹樣害怕失去妳。
Not everyone can be afraid of losing you like I do.
89、姐不是蒙娜麗莎，沒必要對誰都微笑。
Elder sister is not Monalisa, no need to smile to everyone.
90、妳笑的樣子晴朗了所有的天空。
You're smiling all the way up the sky.
91、待妳長發及腰，我便哢嚓壹刀。
To be your long hair and waist, I will click a knife.
92、在壹天是壹天吧畢竟離開是必然的。
In one day is a day, after all, it is inevitable to leave.
93、我要的愛情，就是妳媽變我媽。
I want the love, is your mother change my mother.
94、妳是個什麽選手在這兒和我鬼扯？
What player are you here with me?
95、妳替她擋了酒，就不再是我的英雄。
You stop the wine for her, it's no longer my hero.