I don't know dude, I think everyone's all jealous and shit,
Coz I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
And I think everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude,
And they need to take it up with me after the show,
Because
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Eminem]
So I get offstage right, drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
"Sup ladies, my names Slim Shady, I'm the lead singer of D-12 baby"
And they're all like "Oh my God it's him!, Becky oh my fucking God it's Eminem!, I swear to fucking God that you fucking rock, please Marshall please let me suck your cock"
Now by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin' all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
"Dude I just think your trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Coz I told him Jessica Alba is my wife-to-be
This rockstar shit is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me b cuz b
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Coz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Bridge - Eminem]
My band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my band, my baaaaaaaaand, my band baby
(alright, it's mine dude! give it's mine! aah! ow! dude!)
[Swift]
You just wanna see a nigga backwards don't you?
Ain't that how come we don't rap off pro tunes
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph youse a liar
And nah I'm Swift
(Oh I thought you were Kuniva)
What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin' smaller then like a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did is read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm all intact trying to get on the map
Doing jumping-jacks while getting whipped on my back
[?]
Look at him little punk-ass thinking he the shit
*Yea I know man by himself taking all the flips
Hey I thought we had an interview with D.J. Clue
[Eminem] No I had an interview, not you two
You gonna be late for sound-check
*Man I ain't going to sound-check
*And our mikes is screwed up
*And his always sound best
*You know where I'm at, I'ma say somethin'
*Hey, yo Em
[Eminem] You got something to say?
*Man nothing
*I thought you was about to tell him off man, whats up?
*Well imma tell him when I feel like it you man shut up
*And you aint even back me up we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you
*Aw man whatever
*I swear, I swear man
[Chorus - Eminem]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cuz once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band
[Proof]
They say the lead singers rock but the group is not
Once we sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gonna let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo what's-)
Ready to snap on a dumb-ass fan
Every time I hear "Hey dude I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why he getting 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys acting funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag" bitch carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obe and Dre?!
[Bizarre]
Godammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artist, slipped me some crack
"Lose Yourself" video - I was in the back
"Superman" video - I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions
Like who is D-12, how we get started
(But what about Eminem?)
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
Fifty told me to do sit-ups to get buff
Did 2 and a half and couldn't get up
Fuck D-12, I'm outta this band
I'm bout to start a group with the real Roxanne
[Eminem]
Girl why can't you see you're the only one for me
And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name
(Yes, Fuck yes)
[Bizarre]
These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha)
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall)
Cuz once I blow I know that I'll be the man (Yea)
All because I'm the new singe...... (Hahahah)
[Eminem & Bizarre]
My band, my band, our band, your band, our band , Roxanne, Shauntan, Leslie
[Eminem - Mexican Accent]
I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girls to take off their underpants
I'm the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance
My salsa
Look out for my next single it's called "My Salsa"
My salsa salsa salsa salsa
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants
My salsa
Where did everybody go? My band中文翻譯
我不知道 哥們兒
我想所有人都在嫉妒或是胡扯
因為我是壹個樂隊的主唱 哥們兒
我想這他媽就是人人都纏著我的原因
他們要在演出後和我交談
因為.
[Chorus - Eminem]
這些小妞兒甚至不知道我樂隊的名字
但是他們都纏著我想拉我的手
因為壹旦我開始吹牛我就無所不能
全要歸功於我是這個樂隊的主唱
[Verse - Eminem]
所以我離開舞臺扔下麥克
走向那些熱辣的少女開始嘻哈
“嘿女士們？我名叫Slim Shady
我是D12的主唱 寶貝兒”
她們反應大同小異“哦上帝是他！”
“該死的上帝是艾米納姆！！！”
“我向該死的上帝發誓哥們兒妳真他媽搖滾！”
“拜托請讓我吸妳的**行嗎”
時至今日，其他的樂隊成員都開始妒忌
尤其當我降下節奏開始acapella的演唱方式
所有的女孩兒都瘋狂尖叫，所有性感惹火的寶貝兒
把她們的內衣襯衫和內褲扔到舞臺上
所以幾乎每晚我們都找茬打架
不過這種爭吵其實好像同胞間的競爭
因為第二天晚上他們又會和我壹起回到舞臺
我所想的只是妳遮住了我的光芒
昨天Kuniva甚至要對我動刀
因為我告訴他傑西卡·阿爾巴會做我的老婆
這個搖滾明星狗屎，它是我的生命
其他的家夥都鄙視我
[Chorus]
[Bridge - Eminem] (3x)
我的樂隊！我的樂隊！我的樂隊！
[Verse - Swifty McVay]
妳就是想看黑人站在妳後面是吧？！
為什麽我們不像原來壹樣RAP？
擊毀這些歌手去做表演
但我們坐的是火車 人家坐的是巡演大巴
妳不想要我的簽名，妳這個騙子
不我是Swift（哦我把妳當成Kuniva了）
我們的化妝室到底怎麽了？！
我的看起來比小數還小
看看我知道怎麽饒舌，它很簡單 但是
我所做的壹切就是看壹本Russell Simmons的小說
像個亂蹦的騾子壹樣表演被人鞭打著前進
[Verse - Kuniva & (Kon Artis)]
看看阿姆這個小垃圾就像陀大便
(是的我知道他開始拍電影了)
嘿我記得咱們要和DJ Clue做個訪談
（Eminem:是我要做訪談，和妳們倆無關）
妳校音要遲到了
（夥計我才不去校音呢）
我們的麥克破爛不堪（而他的聲音總是完美無缺！）
（妳知道麽夥計，我有話要說）
（對阿姆說！）（Eminem:妳有話要說？！）
（夥計沒什麽）我看妳打算責備他，怎麽了？
（我想說的時候自然會開口，閉嘴臭小子）
（我們在壹個團隊妳甚至都不支持我）
夥計我發誓我本打算在妳後面說
（誰知道呢）我發誓夥計
[Chorus]
[Verse - Proof]
她們說主唱搖滾，但這可不是個搖滾組合
從場場爆滿的大型場地到露天公園
我要讓全世界都知道Proof是最棒的
我要在音樂奏響的壹刻切斷他的麥克
(Eminem: Hey yo it's.. )
準備好教訓愚蠢的歌迷
每次我聽到（嘿夥計我愛妳的樂隊！）
我們不是樂隊婊子，我們不玩兒樂器
為什麽他自己占了90％我們只有10％？
這些家夥在每個地區都表現滑稽
(Eminem: Proof 幫我拎著包)去死妳自己拿
不能在臺上發生，會妨礙到我的安全
（妳他媽是誰啊？Obie和Dre在哪裏？！）
[Verse - Bizarre]
見鬼，我對這個組合感到厭倦了
是時候單飛去賺點錢了
我告訴妳我做過曲並寫了所有的RAP
Till Kon Artis-幫我配樂
‘迷失自我’的MV裏我在後面
‘超人’的MV裏我也在後面
對那些媒體，我有些意見
去他媽的馬歇爾！問我們些問題
比如D12是誰？我們如何成立的？（艾米納姆怎麽樣？）
婊子妳大腦遲鈍啊？！
不管怎樣，我都是這個組合裏最受歡迎的家夥
大屁股大肚子，小妞兒們覺得我很可愛（嘿性感！）
50告訴我做仰臥起坐鍛煉腹肌
不過做了兩個半我就起不來了
該死的D12！我要退出樂隊
我要和真正有才的人成立個組合
[Eminem Singing]
女孩妳為何不了解妳是我的唯壹
妳不知道我的樂隊這真讓人痛苦
(Man fuck this!) {*punch*}
[Chorus - Bizarre]
這些小妞兒甚至不知道我樂隊的名字（哈哈！）
但是她們都纏著我想要拉我的手（操馬歇爾！）
因為壹旦我開口吹牛我就無所不能
全要歸功於我是我樂隊的主唱
[Bridge]
[Bizarre]
全球最具人氣的少男樂隊 - D12!
[Eminem as a Salsa singer]
我是我樂隊的主唱
我有本事讓所有女孩兒都脫掉內褲
我樂隊的主唱，我的薩爾薩
讓所有的漂亮女孩兒想要跳舞
脫下她們的內褲
我的薩爾薩讓所有的漂亮女孩兒想要跳舞
脫下她們的內褲，我的薩爾薩
人都去哪兒了？