演唱：Eminem
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
嗨，我的名字是（什麽？） 我的名字是 （誰）
my name is... Slim Shady
我的名字是 Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
嗨，我的名字是（哈？） 我的名字是 （什麽？）
my name is... Slim Shady
我的名字是 Slim Shady
Ahem...excuse me!
Ahem。。。抱歉
Can I have the attention of the class for one second...
大家能專心聽我壹下嗎
Hi kids! Do you like violence? (yeah yeah yeah!)
孩子們，妳們喜歡暴力嗎？
Wanna see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? (uh huh!)
想不想看我將9英寸長的釘子紮進我的眼皮裏
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (yeah yeah!)
想不想和我做的壹樣呢？
Try 'cid and get fucked up worse than my life is? (huh?)
試著了解我這糟透了的人生吧
My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight
我的頭腦沈重無比，我試著擡頭挺胸
But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
但我不知道我該上哪個辣妹
Dr. Dre said: "Slim Shady you a basehead."
醫生說我是個混蛋
Uh-uhhh! "Then why's ya face red, man you wasted"
那麽妳的臉怎麽這麽紅 ，朋友妳真浪費
Well since age 12 I've felt like I'm someone else
當我12歲的時候我就覺得我不再是自己
Cuz I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
因為我把真正的自己綁在船桿的最頂端
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
把Pamela Lee 的 xx 撕掉
And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
我大力的打了她，然後我用了 chris benoit 的十字鎖緊
I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
我吸了草煙然後倒地
Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast
比肥婆坐下時還快
C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
來吧蕩婦 （shady 等等，她是我的母狗）
I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off
我他媽什麽都不管， 上帝就是送我來搗亂世界
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
同上
My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
我的英文老師想在高中 xing 愛
Only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
但是唯壹的問題就是，我的英文老師是個男的
I smacked him in his face with an eraser
我用橡皮擦砸了他的臉
Chased him with a stapler
拿著訂書機追著他跑
And stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
把他的瘋狂釘在紙上
Walked in a strip club, had my jacket zipped up
走在脫衣舞俱樂部，我把夾克的拉鏈拉上
Flashed the bartender and stuck my dick in the tip cup
(Wsssshhhhh...)
Extraterrestrial, kill'n pedestrians
Rap'n lesbians while they're screamin' "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
99% of my life I was lied to 99% 的人生都是在欺騙當中
I just found out my mom does more dope than I do
我才發現我的老媽比我還瘋狂
I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我告訴他我將會成為壹個有名的 說唱人
Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
做壹張關於毒品和姓氏的唱片
You know you blew up when the women rush the stands
當妳的馬子在臺上時，妳氣瘋了
To try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
試著要碰妳的手就像 usher的粉絲壹樣
This guy's wife passed so asked for my autograph
這個家夥的老婆死了，所以想要我的簽名
So I signed it: 'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!
我簽了然後說 親愛的戴維，謝謝妳的支持，狗屎
Hi! My name is (what?)...my name is (who?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
Hi! My name is (huh?)...my name is (what?)...
my name is... Slim Shady
同上
Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
停止播放，把這個小孩弄走
Dr. Dre don't just stand there, OPERATE!
醫生別站著不動，幫幫忙
I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
我還不準備離開，我怕死
I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide,