can you tell me a english joke ？whatever you say

Lawyer: You say you were about thirty-five feet away from the scene of the accident? Just how far can you see clearly?

律師：妳說妳離事故現場約有35英尺，妳能看清多遠的東西？

Witness: Well, when I wake up in the morning I see the sun, and they tell me it's about ninety-three million miles away.

證人：這麽說吧，早上起床後我看見太陽，別人告訴我這大約有9300萬英裏遠