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英語小故事1分鐘幽默

 故事教學法在外語學習中的運用取得了良好的效果並且得到了廣泛的運用。我整理了1分鐘幽默英語小故事,歡迎閱讀!

1分鐘幽默英語小故事篇壹

 The mean man's party

 The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."

 "Why use my elbow and foot?"

 "Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝嗇鬼請客

 壹個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請壹次客了.他在向壹個朋友解釋怎麽找到他家時說:?妳上到五樓,找中間那個門,然後用妳的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了之後,再用妳的腳把門推開.?

 ?為什麽要用我的肘和腳呢

 ?妳的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,妳總不會空著手來吧吝嗇鬼回答.

1分鐘幽默英語小故事篇二

 One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

 壹天,有壹個城市裏的遊客來到壹個小鄉村,在鄉間路上開著車,想看看農莊是什麽樣子,也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裏人看見壹位農夫在宅後的草地 上,手中抱著壹頭豬,並把它舉得高高的,好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裏人對農夫說,"我看妳的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的,但是,這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫 回答說,"時間對豬有什麽意義?"

1分鐘幽默英語小故事篇三

 a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech." The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"

1分鐘幽默英語小故事篇四

 The New Teacher

 George comes from school on the first of September.

 George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

 I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

 新老師

 9月1日, 喬治放學回到家裏。

 喬治,妳喜歡妳們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

 媽媽,我不喜歡,因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。