英語版笑話簡短

英語版笑話大全簡短

　當聽別人說笑話的時候覺得不大好笑，還會覺得冷很冷，可是自己看的時候，卻笑到不行，妳有這樣的經歷麽?以下的簡短英語版笑話大全，希望能讓妳歡樂笑不停。

英語版笑話大全簡短壹：我教老師

　Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

　Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

　母親問她年幼的'兒子：寶貝，今天老師教了妳些什麽?

　兒子驕傲地說：什麽都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我壹加二等於幾，我告訴她等於三。

英語版笑話大全簡短二：Do You Know Santa's True Profession?

　Consider the following:

　1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."

　2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.

　3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.

　4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.

　5. Santa travels a lot.

　Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

　聖誕老人的真實職業是什麽?

　考慮以下幾點

　1. 妳其實從來沒見過聖誕老人，妳看見的都是他得助手(他得助手真的好多，除了過聖誕節的所有父母外，還有職業?聖誕老人?)

　2. 聖誕老人不想退休，就可以壹直當他的聖誕老人。

　3. 聖誕老人不會做實事，他都是指揮壹堆幫手幫他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好還是不好，功績和責任都算聖誕老人的。

　4. 聖誕老人實行的可不是朝九晚五雙休制。

　5. 聖誕老人經常旅行

　聖誕老人顯然是壹個高級職員(please, 這世界上還有比他的工作更好的工作嗎?)

英語版笑話大全簡短三：誰愚蠢

　A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

　Little Johnny then stood up.

　The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Johnny?"

　"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

　壹個老師在對學生們講心理學，?誰認為自己蠢就站起來?她壹開始就說。

　小約翰尼站了起來。

　?妳認為妳很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?老師問。

　?不是的，老師，我只是不喜歡看妳壹個人站著。?

英語版笑話大全簡短四：He's just Been to the Zoo

　When I was waitting in line at the bank , I noticed a woman holding a small child at one of the windows. The boy was eating a roll ,which he thrust at the teller. The teller smiled and shook his head.

　"No, no, dear," said the boy's mom. and then , turnning to the teller , "I beg your pardon , young man. Please forgive my son . He's just been to the zoo."

　他剛去過動物園

　當我在銀行裏排隊時，發現壹位婦女抱著壹個小孩站在壹個窗口。男孩正在吃壹個面包卷，並將面包卷戳向出納員，出納員笑著搖了搖頭。

　?別這樣，親愛的，? 男孩的媽媽說。然後她轉向出納員說，?對不起，小夥子。請原諒我的兒子，他剛去過動物園。?

英語版笑話大全簡短五：A Girl's Wish

　On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

　在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問學生的觀後感。班上最小的女孩說，她希望舞蹈演員可以長得更高壹點兒，那麽他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。

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