1 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
每個人都應該愛護動物，因為它們很好吃。
2 Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
要用心去愛妳的鄰居，但不要被ta的老公/老婆知道。
3 Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個成功的男人背後都有壹個女人，每個不成功的男人背後，有兩個。
4 The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
聰明的人都未婚，結了婚的很難再聰明起來。
5 Never put off the work till tomorrow which you can put off today.
不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。