東土大唐前往西天取經的和尚，想借貴地休息壹晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir. I am the monk from the east. Can we stay over here tonight?老頭（做哽咽狀）：哦，是東土大唐來的高僧啊，可以可以。（別過臉去繼續哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east. Sure. Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老媽聞聲擡起頭，仔細打量唐僧，突然撲到唐僧面前。老媽：高僧啊，妳可要救救我的女兒，救救我們壹家啊。 Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要傷心，有什麽事慢慢說。Don’t be sad, madam. Take it easy. What happened?老頭：高僧有所不知，我們這裏有壹只豬精，今天要來跟我女兒成親，大家都鬥不過它，現在正
準備把女兒送出去逃避Master, there is a spirit here. He wants to marry my daughter, tonight. We are all
afraid of him. 唐僧：施主莫怕，我這徒弟本領高強，也許他能幫上妳們。Calm down, sir. My apprentice has great capability. Maybe, he can help you.老頭：唉，高僧啊，以前也來過自稱本領高強的師傅，結果都被這豬精打跑了。今天妳們就躲著
別出來了吧。Alas! , master, there have been many people who boast to be very capable. But every
time, they were defeated by the spirit. You’d better keep away tonight.悟空：噢，有這麽厲害的妖怪？我倒要會他壹會。待會妳們只管躲起來，外面發生什麽事，都不
用管。What? Is the spirit really so strong? I’d like to see how great he is. All of you
just stay inside. Don’t come out no matter what happens.這時起了風聲（音樂），老頭壹家嚇得站起來混身發抖。小媳婦嚇得直往老媽懷裏鉆。悟空鎮定
地舉手示意，讓師傅及老頭壹家人躲到房間裏面去。自己也手搭涼篷看了看，便不慌不忙地也躲
在了門後，露出壹段紅袖子。豬八戒大笑著耀武揚威地走上場來，嘴裏大喊：小娘子，我來了。Darling, here I am.站在臺上停壹下，見沒有動靜，覺得奇怪，往房屋裏看去，見露出壹段紅袖子，高興地壹拍手掌。八戒：小娘子還害羞呢，不敢出來見老豬嗎？來，來，來，我們就要是夫妻了，還害什麽羞呀！。Darling, don’t be so shy! Please come to me. Come on, we will be a couple. 豬八戒跑上去輕輕拉住紅袖子，把小娘子拖了出來，小娘子作出害羞的樣子，有時又做出猴子的
模樣。八戒：小娘子，不用怕，我雖然長得醜，但本領高強，壹定會讓妳過上好日子的。Darling, don’t be afraid. Although I am ugly, I am so powerful. I am sure that I
can make you happy. 小娘子笑著點頭，抓耳撓腮。 八戒：小娘子，妳高興的時候幹嘛要像猴子壹樣？Darling, why do you look like a monkey ?小娘子：我壹高興就覺得癢，所以就抓壹抓。When I am happy, I always tickle.八戒：高興就好，高興就好。我們快入洞房吧。Fine, let’s go to the bedroom.八戒拉住小娘子就往房子裏面鉆。小娘子作出動腦筋的樣子，又把八戒拉回來。八戒：哇，小娘子，妳好大的力氣啊，幹嘛把我拉出來啊？Darling. Why are you so powerful?小娘子：夫君，妳這模樣進去會嚇著我的父母的，還是去妳家裏吧。Honey, your appearance will frighten my parents. We’d better go to your home.八戒：去我家？那太好了，我們這就走吧。Go to my house？OK. that’s a great idea. Let’s go.兩人走了幾步，小女子做出腿疼摔了壹下的樣子，八戒忙扶起她，作出痛惜的樣子。小女子：我壹個弱女子，哪裏能走這麽遠？夫君背我吧。I cannot walk any further. Can you carry me on your back?八戒：背妳？好，好，好。誰讓妳是我的媳婦呢？Carry you on my back? All right. You're my wife after all. Come on.八戒把小女子背上：娘子，我們這就出發了。Darling, Let's go.小女子（在八戒頭上壹點）：走吧，呆子。Okay. Let’s go.音樂響起(直到八戒摔倒)。八戒在臺上走壹圈，做出越走越慢，越走越累的樣子。小女子在他背
上抓耳撓腮，非常高興。 八戒：小娘子，妳怎麽這麽重啊？Darling, why are you so heavy? 小女子：不是我重，只怕是妳不想背我吧？Do you think so? Don't you want to carry me?)八戒：不,不,不，我背，我背。Yes, I do. I do. 繼續艱難地走。小女子得意地在背上笑。八戒體力不支，壹跤摔倒，小女子倒地之後，
靈活地越上臺上的假山，先做出猴子笑看八戒的樣子，再做出摔疼了的樣子在那裏呻吟。
八戒聽到女子的呻吟，忙東張西望找小媳婦。八戒：娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，摔著了沒有？娘子，妳摔到哪去了？怎麽看不見妳了？Darling, are you OK? Darling, where are you? Why can't I see you?小女子（偷偷地笑，再裝作痛苦的樣子）：夫君，我在這裏呢。Honey, I am here.八戒：哇，娘子, 妳怎麽摔到高的地方去了？Darling. Why did you go up there? 小女子：還不是妳這呆子害的。That's your fault. 八戒：對不起，娘子。對不起，娘子。Sorry, darling. I’m very sorry.小女子：看妳這麽辛苦，我也摔疼了，那就休息休息吧。You look so tired, and I feel sore. Let’s have a rest.八戒：太好了。 我們就休息壹下吧！ Have a rest? That’s a good idea. Let’s have a rest. 八戒聽了高興地坐在下面休息，小女子仔細地打量他。小女子（撒嬌地）：夫君，妳是哪裏的神仙，我都還不知道，怎麽能嫁給妳呢？妳可要告訴我。Honey, how can I marry you? I don’t even know where you come from. You must tell me
the truth first.八戒：唉，別提了，想當年我本是天上的天篷元帥，上天入地，八面威風。只因冒犯了嫦娥，
被玉帝貶下凡塵，錯投了豬胎，長成這般模樣。Alas! Don’t mention it. I was Tianpeng marshal, I could fly between heaven and the
world. Only because I made a big mistake, I was punished by Yudi. So I became a pig.
That’s why I am so ugly.小女子：虧妳長得這麽醜，還敢出來見人。 You look too ugly to meet people.八戒：本來我也不想出來，只是南海觀音點化我，叫我在這裏等候前往西天的取經人。等了這麽久，
也不見，便出來逛逛，能碰到娘子妳，是我壹生的造化，還管它什麽西天取經呢？（八戒高興地過
去想拉小女子的手）I didn’t want to come here. Nanhai Guanyin asked me to wait for Tangseng. I've been
waiting for a long time, but nobody has come. It’s lucky to meet you here. 小女子（把手甩開）：妳說自己是天上的神仙，怎麽連我都背不動，真讓人難以相信。You said that you were an immortal in the heaven . Why can’t you carry me? It’s
impossible!八戒：我真的是天上的神仙，妳幹嘛不信呢妳。I am really the immortal. Why don’t you believe me?小女子：那妳拿出點本事來瞧瞧。 Show me some gongfu then.八戒：好，讓我露兩手來給妳看看。OK, let me show you my gongfu. 從石頭後拿出釘鈀，舞了起來。小女子暗暗點頭。當八戒的釘色舞到小女子面前時，被小女子壹把
抓住，往石山後面壹拖，八戒被拖了過去。八戒：娘子，妳怎麽這麽大的力氣？ Darling. Why are you so strong? 小女子：有本事妳把我拖出去呀。Pull me out if you can .八戒做出用力拖的樣子，沒有發現拖出來的卻是悟空。悟空壹松手，八戒摔倒在地。八戒：娘子，妳怎麽這麽狠心把我摔倒了? 不要開玩笑了。 How could you let me fall down? Don’t kid any longer.
悟空大笑：呆子，看看我是誰！ You Silly! Look at me. Who am I?
八戒壹看，嚇得跳起來：齊天大聖，我的媽呀。 My god! You are Mahatma!
八戒轉身想跑，被悟空攔住，兩人打了起來，八戒不是對手，被悟空壓住，不能動彈。
悟空：呆子，妳可還敢在這裏害人不成？You silly! Dare you harm others any more?八戒：不敢了，不敢了。 No, I dare not!
悟空： 妳可還敢在這裏娶媳婦？Dare you wive yet?
八戒：不敢了。大聖爺爺饒我。 No,no. Please forgive me, Mahatma.
悟空：量妳也不敢。 I bet you dare not. 悟空放開，八戒轉身想跑，被悟空壹把抓住耳朵，疼得直叫。
悟空：呆子，想往哪裏去？ You silly, where are you going?
八戒：我已答應妳，不再鬧事了，幹嘛還不放我走？ I'll never make trouble any more. Why don't you let me go?悟空：呆子，我帶妳去見取經人。 You silly, I'm taking you to meet the sutra-seeker. 八戒：什麽？取經人來了？What? Has Tangseng come? 悟空：走吧。Yes. Let's go!
兩人在臺上走半圈，來到房前。悟空：師傅，出來吧，這妖怪已經被我降服了。
Master, please come out! The spirit has been defeated !
唐僧等人走了出來，老頭壹家還有些戰戰兢兢。
悟空：呆子，還不跪下，見過師傅。 You silly, kneel down to meet your master.八戒忙對著唐僧下跪，口喊師傅。唐僧非常吃驚。Master, nice to meet you here.
唐僧：徒兒，這是怎麽回事？My prentice, what's up?
悟空：師傅，這是觀世音菩薩特意讓他在此等候陪您上西天取經的。
Master, he will accompany you to the west at Guanyin's behest.
唐僧：哦，多謝觀世音菩薩，既然這樣我就收妳為徒，賜妳法名為 八戒。
I see! Thank Guanyin! Since then, I will take you as my prentice and name you Bajie.
八戒：謝謝師傅（站了起來）。
Thank you, my master!
老頭：恭喜高僧又收神徒。
Congratulations!
唐僧：徒兒們，我們上路吧。（八戒還依依不舍地看著小女子）
Let's go ahead, my prentices.
悟空：八戒，還看什麽呢？走了。
Bajie, there is nothing to attach to. Let's go!
八戒戀戀不舍地走到前面帶路。