The lazy song中英文歌詞大神們幫幫忙

"The Lazy Song" 懶漢之歌 Today I don't feel like doing anything 爺TM今兒毛都不想幹 I just wanna lay in my bed 爺就想窩在被窩裏頭 Don't feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接電話捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以妳就留個言唄 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹 I'm gonna kick my feet up 爺把腳翹老高 Then stare at the fan 瞪著風扇發楞 Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants 打開電視，把手塞進褲子裏搗鼓搗鼓（是這意思不！！） Nobody's gonna tell me I can't 誰都別告訴我我不能~ I'll be lying on the couch, 我會歪在沙發上 Just chillin' in my snuggie 窩在我溫暖的窩窩裏 Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie 換到MTV臺，看他們教我跳舞 'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man 因為在我的城堡上，我就是爺！ Oh, oh 哦~哦~ Yes I said it 是啊，我說了 I said it 我說了 I said it 'cause I can 我就說了！怎麽的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything 爺TM今兒毛都不想幹 I just wanna lay in my bed 爺就想窩在被窩裏頭 Don’t feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接電話捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以妳就留個言唄 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹 Nothing at all 毛也不幹~ Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X 明兒我會爬起來，做點兒健身操 Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex 認識個超棒的妞兒，做點兒超棒的愛 She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great' 她會大叫：“丫太牛B了！” [Hear me out: this is great] 聽到沒啊：太牛B了！ Yeah 啊~ I might mess around, get my college degree 我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞個文憑啥的 I bet my old man will be so proud of me 那我老爹可得驕傲了 But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait 但是不好意思了老爹，您還得再等等 Oh, oh 哦~哦~ Yes I said it 是啊，我說了 I said it 我說了 I said it 'cause I can 我就說了！怎麽的吧！ Today I don’t feel like doing anything 爺TM今兒毛都不想幹 I just wanna lay in my bed 爺就想窩在被窩裏頭 Don’t feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接電話捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以妳就留個言唄 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹 No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 不~我連頭發都不梳~ 'Cause I ain't going anywhere 因為我哪兒都沒打算去~ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh 不不不不不~沒打算去~ I'll just strut in my birthday suit 爺就光著屁股大搖大擺 And let everything hang loose 壹切都放輕松點兒 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah 啊啊啊啊啊放輕松點兒~ Oh 哦~ Today I don’t feel like doing anything 爺TM今兒毛都不想幹 I just wanna lay in my bed 爺就想窩在被窩裏頭 Don’t feel like picking up my phone 就是不想接電話捏 So leave a message at the tone 所以妳就留個言唄 'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹 Nothing at all 毛都不幹~ Nothing at all 毛都不幹~~ Nothing at all 毛都不幹~~~