懶漢之歌
Today I don't feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩裏頭
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以妳就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹
I'm gonna kick my feet up
爺把腳翹老高
Then stare at the fan
瞪著風扇發楞
Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
打開電視，把手塞進褲子裏搗鼓搗鼓（是這意思不！！）
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
誰都別告訴我我不能~
I'll be lying on the couch,
我會歪在沙發上
Just chillin' in my snuggie
窩在我溫暖的窩窩裏
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
換到MTV臺，看他們教我跳舞
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因為在我的城堡上，我就是爺！
Oh, oh
哦~哦~
Yes I said it
是啊，我說了
I said it
我說了
I said it 'cause I can
我就說了！怎麽的吧！
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩裏頭
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以妳就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹
Nothing at all
毛也不幹~
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
明兒我會爬起來，做點兒健身操
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
認識個超棒的妞兒，做點兒超棒的愛
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
她會大叫：“丫太牛B了！”
[Hear me out: this is great]
聽到沒啊：太牛B了！
Yeah
啊~
I might mess around, get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞個文憑啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得驕傲了
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹，您還得再等等
Oh, oh
哦~哦~
Yes I said it
是啊，我說了
I said it
我說了
I said it 'cause I can
我就說了！怎麽的吧！
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩裏頭
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以妳就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
不~我連頭發都不梳~
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
因為我哪兒都沒打算去~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
不不不不不~沒打算去~
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
爺就光著屁股大搖大擺
And let everything hang loose
壹切都放輕松點兒
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
啊啊啊啊啊放輕松點兒~
Oh
哦~
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爺TM今兒毛都不想幹
I just wanna lay in my bed
爺就想窩在被窩裏頭
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接電話捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以妳就留個言唄
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹
Nothing at all
毛都不幹~
Nothing at all
毛都不幹~~
Nothing at all
毛都不幹~~~