作詞、作曲、編曲：John Lennon（約翰-列儂）、Paul McCartney（保羅-麥卡尼）
Produced by Michael Jackson. 歌詞 Here come old flattop he come grooving up slowly
他慢慢地進入狀態 他穿著肥大的衣服
he come grooving up slowly
他慢慢地進入狀態
He's got Joo Joo eyeball
眼珠嘰裏咕嚕地轉
He one holy roller
他是唱詩班的明星
He got hair down to his knees
他的頭發垂到了膝蓋
Got to be a joker
這個自以為是的家夥
he just do what he please
只喜歡幹自己高興的事
He wear no shoeshine
他不擦鞋油
He's got toe jam football
他有膠皮足球
He's got Wonky finger
他愛瞎胡鬧
He shoot Coca-Cola
他拋擲著可口可樂罐
He say "I know you, you know me"
他說“我認識妳，妳也認識我”
One thing I can tell you is you got to be free
我想告訴妳的是妳得釋放自己
Come together right now over me
立刻壹起到我這兒來
He bag production
他有壹堆玩意兒
He's got walrus gum-boot
他有海象膠皮統靴
He's got Ono sideboard
他有洋子牌餐桌
He one spinal cracker
他愛漂亮女人
He got feet down through his knees
他可以跪地哀求
Hold you in his armchair
把妳抱坐在他的扶椅上
You can feel his disease
妳就能感覺他的病態
Come together right now over me
立刻壹起到我這兒來
He roller coaster
他愛玩過山車
He's got early warning
他早有預兆
He's got muddy water
他愛趟渾水
He one Mojo filter
他愛用魔力濾器
He say "One and one and one is three"
他說“1+1+1=3”
Got to be good looking
妳必須要打扮得漂亮
'cause he's so hard to see
以免被他忽視
Come together right now over me
立刻壹起到我這兒來