Eminem
Obie Trice! Real name, no gimmicks - (record scratch)
Obie Trice! 真名，沒耍花招哦（磁帶刮擦聲）
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
兩個拖車公園的女孩兒在外面傳了個遍
Guess who's back, back again
猜猜看誰回來了，又回來了
Shady's back, tell a friend
Shady回來了，告訴壹位朋友（Slim Shady -- Eminem的別名）
Guess who's back, guess who's back
猜猜看誰回來了，猜猜看誰回來了吧
[第壹小節]
I've created a monster, cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
我已經創作了壹個怪獸，因為再也沒人想要見到Marshall了（Marshall -- Eminem的真名）
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
人們想要Shady，我成碎碎肝啦（俚語，指毫無用處）
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
那好，既然妳想要Shady，下面是我要給妳的
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
壹點煙草末子混合壹些烈性酒那啥子的
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker
壹些伏特加它會猛的啟動我的心臟更快些
Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
比我在醫院裏受到的電擊的沖擊大了去了
By the doctor when I'm not co-operating
在我沒配合時被醫生來了壹下子
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating (hey!!)
當時我在搖滾手術臺而他正手術進行中撒（嘿！！）
You waited this long, now stop debating
妳等這個很長時間了，現在停止爭論吧
Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
因為我回來了，我在例假期接著是排卵期
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
我知道妳得到了壹份工作，切尼女士
But your husband's heart problem's complicating
但妳丈夫的心臟麻煩正在復雜化了
So the FCC won't let me be
這下FCC不讓我活了(FCC - 聯邦通訊委員會)
Or let me be me, so let me see
或者讓我安分做自己，這就讓我明白了
They try to shut me down on MTV
他們想在MTV上把我給封殺了
But it feels so empty without me
但沒有我感覺餓得慌吧
So, come on and dip, bum on your lips
那就，趕緊洗洗，在妳嘴唇上尋個快活
Fuck that, cum on your lips, and some on your tits
操那嘴皮子，在嘴唇上狂射呀，妳咪咪上也來點吧
And get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy
準備好了，因為這坨屎大概感覺夠沈的
I just settled all my lawsuits; fuck you, Debbie!
我剛剛搞掂了我所有的官司，娘希匹，Debbie！
（Debbie是Eminem的母親）
[銜接部分]
Now this looks like a job for me
現在看起來好像該我上場了
So everybody, just follow me
那麽大家，只須跟我來
Cause we need a little, controversy
因為我們需要那麽點，爭議
Cause it feels so empty without me
因為沒有我感覺餓得慌
I said this looks like a job for me
我說了看起來好像該我上場了
So everybody, just follow me
那麽大家，只須跟我來
Cause we need a little, controversy
因為我們需要那麽點，爭議
Cause it feels so empty without me
因為沒有我感覺餓得慌
[第二小節]
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
可憐的小鬼們，孩子們不時感到叛逆
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis
叫那些還在聽貓王的父母們好不尷尬
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
他們開始感覺像囚犯般無能為力
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells BITCH!!!
直到有人奉命過來大喝壹聲臭婊子！
A visionary, vision is scary
壹個幻想家，幻想好可怕
Could start a revolution, polluting the airwaves
可能開啟壹場變革，汙染廣播電視
A rebel, so just let me revel and bask
壹個反叛者，這足以讓我狂歡再曬個太陽
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
事實上我弄得大夥兒老是親我的屁股（指吉祥物）
And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
這真是個災難，老大壹杯具奧！
For you to see so damn much of my ass; you asked for me?
就為妳們看那麽該詛咒多的我的屁股，妳有請示過我？
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
好啦我回來了，啦-啦-啦……
Fix your bent antenna tune it in and then I'm gonna
固定好妳那折彎了的天線調準頻道然後我就要
Enter in, and up under your skin like a splinter
進入了，在妳的表皮下面加速了就像壹根刺
The center of attention, back for the winter
人們關註的中心，回來過冬了
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
我逗人趣，是打有了摔跤以來最寶貝的疙瘩
Infesting in your kid's ears and nesting
遍布於妳的孩子們的耳朵裏並在那兒駐巢
Testing, attention please
測試中，請註意
Feel the tension, soon as someone mentions me
感受緊張氣氛，很快有人提到了我
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
這是我的壹些看法，不才的拙見是免費的
A nuisance, who sent? You sent for me?
真討厭，誰叫來的？是妳叫我來？
[銜接部分]
[第三小節]
A-tisket a-tasket, I go tit for tat with
嘀嘀嗒嗒真煩，我針鋒相對予以還擊
Anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
對這也噴糞那也噴糞的任何人
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kicked
Chris Kirkpatrick，妳可以拿妳的屁股來踢
（Chris Kirkpatrick –原超級男孩（N'Sync）的成員，已解散）
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
這絲毫不比他們Limp Bizkit雜種們更糟糕
（Limp Bizkit – 來自佛羅裏達州傑克森維爾小鎮的樂團）
And Moby? You can get stomped by Obie
至於Moby？妳可以經由Obie得到踐踏
（Moby音樂人，制片人，創作人，DJ。Obie是Obie Trice，Rap歌手）
You thirty-six year old baldheaded fag, blow me
妳36歲的光頭佬基友，揍我呀
You don't know me, you're too old, let go
妳不了解我，妳老古董了，放了
It's over, nobody listens to techno
結束了，沒人聽高科技舞曲
Now let's go, just gimme the signal
現在我們走吧，只需給我信號
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
我就會出現帶著盡是些新騷擾的完整清單
I been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
我成了興奮劑，用鉛筆吊人胃口
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
從Prince將他自己變換為壹個符號後至今
（Prince –音樂家，他將自己的名字改為壹個不能發音的符號）
But sometimes the shit just seems
但有些時候這坨屎只是顯現出
Everybody only wants to discuss me
人人唯獨想去談論我
So this must mean I'm disgusting
那這必定意味著我令人倒胃口
（disgusting的發音可以讀成discuss ting, 就成了：我在辯論鈴聲）
But it's just me, I'm just obscene
但我就這屌樣，我只不過就是下流
No I'm not the first king of controversy
不，我不是那第壹個爭議之王
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
我是自貓王以來最糟糕的東西
To do black music so selfishly
如此自私地去做黑人音樂
And used it to get myself wealthy
並用之來獲取我個人的財富
(Hey!!) There's a concept that works
（嘿！！）有壹個效果顯著的概念
Twenty million other white rappers emerge
湧現出了兩千萬個對應的白人說唱歌手
But no matter how many fish in the sea
但是，哪怕海裏的魚再多
It'll be so empty without me
沒有我必定感覺餓得慌
[銜接部分]
[淡出]
Kids!
孩子們
版本二
Refrain 1]2 trailer park girls go round the outside/ round the outside,round the outside (Repeat Refrain 1)
兩個拖車女孩在外面繞圈圈，在外面繞，在外面繞
[Refrain 2] Guess whos back, back again/ Shadys back, tell a friend/ Guesswho\'s back, guess who\'s back, gruess who\'s back/ Guess who\'sback...
猜誰回來了，誰又回來了 /shady回來了，跟朋友說/猜誰回來了。。。
[Verse 1] I\'ve created a monster, cuz nobody wants to我造了壹個怪物，因為沒有人希望
see Marshall no more they want Shady I\'m chopped liver
再次看到Marshall，他們想要Shady我是被砍碎的肝臟
well if you want Shady, this is what I\'ll give ya
好吧如果妳想要Shady，這就是我給妳的
a little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
壹些我跟烈酒的混合物
some vodka that\'ll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital by the Dr. when I\'m not cooperating,when I\'m rocking the table while he\'s operating
壹些伏特加酒可以讓我的心跳加速，所以在我震驚的時候，在我不合作的時候，在我在手術臺上打滾的時 候，我被醫生來了壹個電擊
you waited this long now stop debating cuz I\'m back, I\'m on the rag and ovulating
妳想讓這繼續現在停下因為我回來了，我穿著破衣服在"排卵"
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney but your husbands heart problem\'s complicating
我知道妳就任了Cheney太太(美國副總統夫人)，不過妳老公心臟病發作了
So the FCC wont let me be or let me be me so let me see
所以FCC（美國通信委員會）不聽我的或著讓我當我自己所以我就看看
they tried to shut me down on MTV but it feels so empty without me
他們想要封掉我的MTV，但是沒有我的存在他們就會感到空虛
So come on and dip, bum on your lips fuck that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
所以來吧沾上它，屁股放在嘴唇上，操，來嘴唇，放點在妳咪咪上
and get ready cuz this shit\'s about to get heavy
並準備好因為這些東西要變得沈重了
I just settled all my lawsuits Fuck YOU DEBBIE_!
我只需要準備好我那些訴訟，Fuck YOU DEBBIE_!
[Chorus X2]Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me
現在這就像是我的壹個工作，因而所有人都在跟隨我
cause we need a little controversy, cuz it feels so empty without me
因為我們需要壹點辯論，因為沒有我的存在就會感到饑餓
Verse 2
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious小鬼難纏
embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
麻煩，他們父母還在聽貓王(Elvis)
they start feeling the prisoners helpless, \'til someone comes along on a mission and yells"bitch"
他們感覺囚犯都很沒用，直到有人帶著使命出現並大叫“婊子”
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,pollutin the airwaves
壹個幻想家，幻想的很可怕，要開始壹場革命，電視廣播投票
a rebel so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
壹個造反者，所以讓我曬著太陽狂歡，實際上我讓所有人玩蛋去
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
並且這是個災禍，妳要求的讓妳看到我屁屁這麽多的對於妳如此大的壹個災禍
Well I'm back (batman sound)fix your bent antennae tune it in and then I\'m gonna enter in
好我回來了（模仿蝙蝠俠的聲音）調整固定好妳的天線收聽，他們要進來了
and up under your skin like a splinter
在妳內心深處的像是壹個碎片
The center of attention back for the winter
焦點回到冬天
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
我很有趣，除了摔跤之外最好的東西
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
在妳孩子們耳朵和窩裏
Testing "Attention Please" feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
測試“請註意”當有人提到我的時候感到緊張
here's my 10 cents my 2cents is free
這是我10分錢和2分錢的小費
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
討厭的東西，誰送的，是妳送我的嗎？
[Chorus X2]
[Verse 3] A tisket a tasket, I'll go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this shit that shit.
踢踢踏踏我要去跟說三道四的任何人針鋒相對
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kickedChris Kirkpatrick會被妳踢屁股
worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
比軟餅幹的私生子們更壞
and Moby？you can get stomped by Obie, you 36 year old baldheaded fag blow me
還有Moby？妳會被Obie踐踏，妳這個36歲的禿頭還在吃力地幹，他娘的
You don't know me, you're too old let go its over,nobody listens to techno
妳不了我，妳太老了該過渡了，已經沒人聽電子樂了
Now lets go, give me the signal I'll be there with a whole list full of new insults
現在來吧，只要給我個信號我就會帶著整篇的新的侮辱出現在那裏
I've been dope,suspenseful with a pencil ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
我被麻醉了，從王子把他自己變成壹個符號開始壹直令人緊張得帶著根鉛筆
But sometimes the shit just seems, everybody only wants to discuss me
但是有時候這些東西似乎是有人只想討論我
So this must mean I'm disgusting, but its just me I'm just obscene
所以這壹定是說我很令人討厭，但這些只是我而已，我有些猥瑣而已
Though I'm not the first king of controversy但是我不是這爭論中的第壹個勝利者
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley, to do Black Music so selfishly
我是自Elvis Presley(貓王)之後最壞的東西，讓音樂變得這樣自私
and use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
並用它來使我自己富有
there's a concept that works
這是個行的通的觀念
20 million other white rappers emerge
兩千萬個白人說唱歌手出現
but no matter how many fish in the sea it'd be so empty without me
但是不管海裏能有多少條魚，沒有我的存在就會感到如此饑餓