我有兩只小貓。他們非常漂亮。壹只是黃色的。另壹只是白色的。他們非常可愛。黃色的小貓很調皮。他經常到處跑。他最喜歡的遊戲是玩球、繩子和石頭。而白色的小貓非常溫和。她喜歡洗她的臉。並且她不喜歡和人玩。她經常跳上我的膝蓋。我喜歡給她洗澡。
噢，我的小貓為我帶來了很多愉快。我們是非常好的朋友。我愛他們。
I have got two baby cats. They are very beautiful. One is yellow. The other is white. They are very lovely. The yellow cat is very naughty. He likes to play with people. He often runs here and there. His favourite game is playing with balls, ropes and stones. But the white cat is very gentle. She likes to wash her face. And she doesn′t like to play with people. She often jumps onto my knees. I like to give her a bath.
Oh, my baby cats bring me much happiness. We are very good friends. I love them.
第二篇：
Every Dog Has His Day
I don't know any other animal on this green earth that loves a barbecue more than a dog, and being one, I'm no exception. So, when my people say let's go , you know I'm gonna be there.
Well, this is a short story of one of those trips to meat Eden, and a pee-wee of a predicament. The first thing you have to understand is that I can't always control myself, I try, but all the food, all those smells, all the people, all the food, it just gets dogmatic after about 5 minutes. So, you can imagine what I have to endure after about an hour. I had to do it, I had to release all this pent up frustration somehow. But, how can I blow off some steam without further unwanted lambasting from my humans. This was becoming a doggie disaster and I had to bring this decision to a close. Then it dawned on me, why go out for a walk when you can go out with a bang. Uh, no, I didn't start banging some humans leg like you thought, that's degrading, and only perverted pets sink so low. What I did do though, is teach some humans not to mess with the pet world.
The people attending the food fest were standing around, laughing and having a good time, gorging their fat faces with the food of the gods, when all of a sudden the swilling was drowned out with a high pitch squealing that was an octave or two higher than a dog whistle. The humans scrambled for the source of the terror only to find one of their offspring crying at the top of his lungs. What happened, one of them yells. I think the dog did something, another whispers. Just then, the human child begins to yelp one phrase repeatedly, over and over again, burning into their ears with the words "It's Hot, It's Hot". Well, much to my surprise, the humans started laughing so hard they were dropping like flies. I didn't understand why they thought it was so funny, but the next time any other kid drops his hot-dog on the ground, and then picks it up and eats it without giving me any, I'm gonna pee on his leg too. After all, now I know I can get away with it.
譯文：
我不知道其他動物在這個綠色的地球,愛多燒烤狗作為壹個人,我也不例外. So, when my people say let's go , you know I'm gonna be there.所以,當人們說讓我去,妳知道我第二天繼續存在.
Well, this is a short story of one of those trips to meat Eden, and a pee-wee of a predicament.那麽,這是其中的短篇小說人次伊甸肉、壹、小便-淩晨壹困境. The first thing you have to understand is that I can't always control myself, I try, but all the food, all those smells, all the people, all the food, it just gets dogmatic after about 5 minutes.首先妳必須明白的是,我不能總是控制自己,我嘗試但所有的食物,所有這些氣味,所有的人,所有的食物,它僅能教條後約五分鐘. So, you can imagine what I have to endure after about an hour.所以,妳可以想象我所忍受後約壹個小時. I had to do it, I had to release all this pent up frustration somehow.我不得不這樣做,我有這個積聚釋放所有有點沮喪. But, how can I blow off some steam without further unwanted lambasting from my humans.但是,我怎能再棄汽沖擊過壹些人抨擊我. This was becoming a doggie disaster and I had to bring this decision to a close.這已經成為壹汪汪的災難,我把這個決定已圓滿結束. Then it dawned on me, why go out for a walk when you can go out with a bang.然後我想通了,所以當妳外出散步,出去了榜. Uh, no, I didn't start banging some humans leg like you thought, that's degrading, and only perverted pets sink so low.嗯,不,我不喜歡妳腿開始沖擊壹些人認為,這有辱,沈低至只有變態寵物. What I did do though, is teach some humans not to mess with the pet world.雖然我所做的,就是有些人不要亂教與寵物的世界.
The people attending the food fest were standing around, laughing and having a good time, gorging their fat faces with the food of the gods, when all of a sudden the swilling was drowned out with a high pitch squealing that was an octave or two higher than a dog whistle.民眾參加食品節站在四周,笑語和舒心,他們臉上的肥胖脂肪食物的神明,當忽然被淹死的噴淋出高球場尖叫,或者是嬌嫩兩個高於狗哨子. The humans scrambled for the source of the terror only to find one of their offspring crying at the top of his lungs.閑聊中攫取的恐怖之源,只有找到壹個後代在哭泣頂部他的肺部. What happened, one of them yells.究竟發生了什麽事,其中之壹尖叫. I think the dog did something, another whispers.我覺得做狗,另壹細語. Just then, the human child begins to yelp one phrase repeatedly, over and over again, burning into their ears with the words "It's Hot, It's Hot".這時,孩子開始人體yelp壹句話反復,壹遍又壹遍,燒入自己的耳朵上寫著"的熱點,它的熱點". Well, much to my surprise, the humans started laughing so hard they were dropping like flies.好,我很驚訝,他們這麽辛苦笑語人類開始下降象蒼蠅. I didn't understand why they thought it was so funny, but the next time any other kid drops his hot-dog on the ground, and then picks it up and eats it without giving me any, I'm gonna pee on his leg too.我不明白為何他們以為這僅僅是逗趣但下次有其他小朋友滴暴躁的狗放在地上,然後它啄吃起來沒有給我任何它,我就常聽小便腿部. After all, now I know I can get away with it.畢竟,現在我知道我可以瞞天過海.