Her: Oh Doctor, I'm In Trouble.
him: Well, Goodness Gracious Me.
her: For Every Time A Certain Man
is Standing Next To Me.
him: Mmm?
her: A Flush Comes To My Face
and My Pulse Begins To Race,
it Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom,
him: Oh!
her: Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
him: Well, Goodness Gracious Me.
him: How Often Does This Happen?
when Did The Trouble Start?
you See, My Stethoscope Is Bobbing
to The Throbbing Of Your Heart.
her: What Kind Of Man Is He
to Create This Allergy?
it Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom,
him: Oh!
her: Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
him: Well, Goodness Gracious Me.
him: From New Delhi To Darjeeling
i Have Done My Share Of Healing,
and I've Never Yet Been Beaten Or Outboxed,
i Remember That With One Jab
of My Needle In The Punjab
how I Cleared Up Beriberi
and The Dreaded Dysentery,
but Your Complaint Has Got Me Really Foxed.
her: Oh.
her: Oh Doctor, Touch My Fingers.
him: Well, Goodness Gracious Me.
her: You May Be Very Clever
but However, Can't You See,
my Heart Beats Much Too Much
at A Certain Tender Touch,
it Goes Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom,
him: I Like It!
her: Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
him: Well, Goodness Gracious Me.
him: Can I See Your Tongue?
her: Aaah.
him: Nothing The Matter With It, Put It Away Please.
her: Maybe It's My Back.
him: Maybe It Is.
her: Shall I Lie Down?
him: Yes.
her: Ahhh...
him: My Initial Diagnosis
rules Out Measles And Thrombosis,
sleeping Sickness And, As Far As I Can Tell,
influenza, Inflammation,
whooping Cough And Night Starvation,
and You'll Be So Glad To Hear
that Both Your Eyeballs Are So Clear
that I Can Positively Swear That You Are Well,
ja-Ja, Ja-Ja-Ja-Ja.
her: Put Two And Two Together,
him: Four,
her: If You Have Eyes To See,
the Face That Makes My Pulses Race
is Right In Front Of Me.
him: Oh, There Is Nothing I Can Do
for My Heart Is Jumping Too.
both: Oh, We Go Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom
boody-Boom Boody-Boom Boody-Boom-Boom-Boom,
her: Goodness Gracious,
him: How Audacious!
her: Goodness Gracious,
him: How Flirtatious!
her: Goodness Gracious,
him: It Is Me.
her: It Is You?
him: Ah, I'm Sorry, It Is Us.
both: Ahhh!