In front of a car shop, XiaoShenyang(此處尊中國特色，直接為“小沈陽”) stopped his motorcycle, and then a male saleperson got out.
A：對不起大哥，我們這裏是進口名車專賣店，門口不能停放摩托車。
A: sorry sir, here we sell imported fancy cars, please do not park here.
B：不是，小夥子，我是來買車的，妳看我不像麽？
B: well, fellow, im here to buy those cars. don't i look like a car buyer?
A：不太像！
A: Not really!
B：兄弟，我今天買車很重要，妳可得招待好了。我下星期要結婚，可我女朋友非要我在妳們進口名車專賣店給她買輛汽車，要不然就不結婚。她壹會兒就來，我趕在她前面先來問問行情。妳們這兒隨隨便便壹輛名車得賣多少錢？
B: Well, buddy, it's important for me today to buy a car, so please be serious. i am getting married next week, while my gf tells that i have to get her a car here, or the wedding will not go on. she will be here later, and im here now to get familiar with the market. so, what a really fancy car cost here?
A：壹兩百萬吧？
A: over a million, or two.
B：壹……兩百萬哪？咋那麽貴呢？啥材料做的？
B: million? two million? how could be that dear? what do they make from?!
A：不是材料問題，是品牌值錢，我們賣的都是豪華名車，啥名車都有。
A: not about what they make from, but the BRAND costs! we sell really fancy cars here, really luxury ones, whatever brands you want.
B：兄弟這樣，我給妳壹百塊錢。
B: well, buddy, this is a hundred yuan for you.
A：啥意思，妳要買啥？
A: what's up? what do you want?
B：壹百塊錢能買啥？這是給妳的小費。我都說是來買名車的人了，還給不起妳小費？
B: what's a hundred yuan for!? this is my tip for you. i am here to buy a so dear car, a tip is exactly normal.
A：哎呀大哥，妳真敞亮，妳太帥了！
A: oh, dude, you are good! (美劇經常有吧，兄弟，妳著實不錯啊 的意思)
B：還帥呢，我跟妳講，這100塊錢不是白給，等下我女朋友來了，妳得幫著配合點兒。
B: don't be that happy. i am GOOD for a reason. you know, i need you to be cooperative when my gf is here later.
A：咋配合啊？
A: how?
B：其實我的意思，買車不在乎貴賤，總不是壹開？代個步而已。大哥我不差錢，也就是覺得買名車太浪費。所以待會兒我女朋友來了，我想妳既不能把那些名貴車推薦給我，妳又還得給我面子，別讓女朋友覺得我沒錢。明白我意思沒？
B: in fact, i don't really want a fancy luxury car. anyway, it is just for travelling. but you know, i am rick, i have the money that i do not want to spend on so expensive cars. so, when my gf is here, i want you not to recommend expensive luxury cars. but in the meantime, you also have to help me save my face with my gf. i don't want her feel im poor. got it?
A：……
B：比方說，我要是找妳買比較貴的車……
B: so, what if i ask for a expensive car?
A：那我就說沒有唄！
A: i will say none in store!
B：哎呀小夥子，妳太厲害了，太有悟性了！好了，我女朋友來了，看見沒？就門口穿紅衣服那位。
B: wow, buddy, you are good, very good! well, my gf is here now. see? the one in red there.
A：放心吧，保證二位滿意！
A: OK, All on me!
片刻過後~
A moment later~
C：哇，親愛的，這裏都是奔馳寶馬，都是名車啊！
C: oh, darling, here are Mercedes-Benz and BMW, all fancy cars!
B：哎哎，銷售員快過來！
B: hey hey, where is the saleman!
A：女士、先生，兩位好，請問妳們要買什麽車？
A: good afternoon/morning/evening, what can i do for you?
B：兩百多萬的奔馳，有嗎！
B: i want a Mercedes-Benz, at the price of two million!
A：對不起，沒有！
A: sorry, none in store now!
B：那壹百萬左右的寶馬給我來壹輛！
B: then BMW, at the price around a million!
A：對不起，沒那麽貴的！
A: sorry, we do not have such fancy cars here!
B：有什麽價位的？
B: so what do you have exactly?!
A：有四、五十萬的。
A: about half million.
B：四……五十萬的……有……有嗎？
B: you have half...a...million...?
A：有還是沒有啊？
A: really?
B：這是妳的店，那得問妳啊。大哥我這兒不差錢，妳得明白著點兒！
B: you are the seller! i have the money, you should know this!
A：噢，那沒有！
A: er, then we do not really have those cars!
B：我說小夥子，妳們這是啥名車專賣店吶，要啥啥沒有。我四十好幾的人了，找個女朋友能容易嗎？我們現在著急買車結婚，妳說買輛什麽車好呢？
B: well, buddy, are you really a fancy car shop? im over forth somehow, do you think it's easy for me to get a girl? we are now in hurry for a car, so what do you recommend?
C：親愛的，妳問問他們這兒有沒有奧迪車賣。
C: darling, what do you think about Audi?
B：有也別買，奧迪是奧拓它哥，能好到哪去？
B: not that! audi is like alto, how could that be good?!
C：要不，咱不買進口名車了，先買輛國產車開著吧。
C: otherwise, we do not buy foreign brands, what about made-in-china?
B：買國產的？也行，先開著，以後再換。來，小夥子，我們買輛奇瑞QQ！
B: made in china? that's ok. after all we can change another one years later. so, buddy, we want a chery qq!
A：沒有！
A: None!
B：這個……可以有！
B: THIS can be ok!
A：這個……真沒有！
A: THIS really none.
B：這樣，我給妳帶來了，這是奇瑞專賣店的電話，妳打電話調貨過來。
B: ok, here you are, this is the phone number of the chery store, you can phone them to get one here.
A：媽呀，沒這麽做過呀！
A: oh god, this never happend before!
B：那是我沒來，我要早來了，妳們早這麽做了。
B: that's because i never came before~
A：這大哥，真太摳了！
A: what a dude, so mean!
B：小夥子妳看，今天我們也是帶著十二分誠意來妳們進口名車專賣店的，等會兒我們就要提車了，妳不得搭配送個禮包啥的？
B: you see, buddy. we come here with exact faith in your store, so don't you think a gift bag would be more appropriate?
A：送太陽膜、地膠、真皮、腳墊對啵？哎呀我說大哥，妳也太摳門兒了，合著妳在我們店壹輛車都沒買，我們店裏還倒貼進去幾千塊錢吶！
A: solar film? rubber? leather? foot pad? well, dude, you cann't be that mean! how can we pay another thousand yuan when you spend nothing here?
B：我說小夥子，不是我們壹輛車沒買，是我們要買奔馳寶馬妳都沒有。
B: well i say, buddy, it's not our fault not to spend a penny here, but you do not have the M-BENZ or BMW for us.
A：我有沒有妳心裏還沒數嗎？
A: you know exactly what's the truth!
B：我有啥數？不是妳說都沒有嗎？
B: what truth? wasn't that you said you had none of those?!
A：別說話了，壹會要弄出個有來咋整啊?
A: seal up! what if there IS ONE later?
B：到底有沒有妳說清楚，大哥我這兒是差錢還是咋地？
B: be sure please, yes or none! you think im poor? no money for that?
A：我知道大哥妳不差錢，我的意思，妳好容易攢錢買輛車，不能太在乎錢，錢花完了還可以再掙。妳看我雖然是個銷售員，但我總結，買車吧可得慎重，有時候壹想跟吃飯壹樣壹樣的。大酒店壹吃雖然貴點兒，但環境優雅心裏踏實，嚎！燒烤攤兒壹吃雖然便宜，但搞不好壞肚拉稀，嚎！開車時候最擔心的事情妳知道是什麽嗎？開車最擔心的是開著開著，剎車沒了！
A: ok, i know you have the money. i think, you can't balk at money when you need and decide to get a car. money can be earnt after all. you see, even though i am just a saleperson, i think, buying a car, should be cautious, like eating a dinner. it's right that a grand hotel will be expensive, but it's secure and graceful to have dinner there; hawl! a booth or vender can be much cheaper, but it's also easy to get sick. Hawl! do you know what's the most annoying when driving? LOSING THE BRAKE!
B：拉倒吧，開車時候最最擔心的事情妳知道是什麽嗎？最最擔心開著開著，沒錢加油了！
B: no way! what is the most annoying thing when driving? NO MONEY FOR GAS!