笑話是幽默的壹個屬概念 ,具有幽默的壹切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的壹種形式。我整理了簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯篇壹When they?re together, my five-year-old son and his cousin tend to cause mayhem. one Saturday, I put my foot down. ?All right, you two,? I said sternly. ?No screaming , grabbing, whining, hitting, teasing, tattling, breaking toys, scratching or fighting.?
As I turned to leave, I heard my son say, ?C?mon, Steven, let?s get dirty . ?
我五歲的兒子和他的表弟在壹起的時候，總要招來大亂。壹個星期六，我開始抗議了。?好啦，妳們兩個，?我嚴厲地說，?不許叫喊，不許亂拿，不許哭鬧，不許亂敲，不許取笑，不許扯淡，不許弄壞玩具，不許亂抓，不許打架。? 我剛轉身要走，就聽我兒子說：?來，斯蒂文，我們來把自己弄臟吧。?
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯篇二It?s Good to Admit a Fault
John is not a ?good? student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
?John!? Teacher says angrily.
?What? What?s wrong? John is awaken.
?Why do you make a face? It?s classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing.? Teacher says.
?No one is laughing.? The others murmured.
?No, it?s not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping.? John fells upset.
?Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy.? Teacher is satisfied with it.
認錯
約翰並不是個?好?學生。他總是在上課的時候睡覺。今天他又睡著了。
?約翰!?老師生氣地喊他。
?什麽?出什麽事了?約翰醒了。
?妳為什麽要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學們都在笑!?老師生氣地說。
?沒有人在笑呀。?其他同學笑聲地嘀咕。
?不，不是我。我沒有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。?約翰感到不安。
?嗯，還不錯。妳承認自己的錯誤，還是給好孩子?老師為此感到滿意。
簡短的英語笑話帶翻譯篇三Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.
One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks. "Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."
"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."
翻譯：馬克是個好男孩，但他不是很幹凈。他的手和臉總是很臟。
壹天，馬克去學校。他的老師看著他，說：?我知道妳今天早上吃了什麽。?什麽?馬克問道。?雞蛋。妳的臉和嘴告訴了我。?不，?馬克說，?不是今天，是前天。?