專輯名:The Slim Shady
I reckon you aint familiar with these here parts
You know, theres a story behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldnt stop em
Quickest damn gun slingers Ive ever seen
Got murdered in cold blood
That ol saloon there was their lil home away from home
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
I dont speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
Im not a real person, Im a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royces head (AAHHH)
Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
Who hard? yo I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which onell swerve first
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the devil
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, Im not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating, attemptin to take over the earth
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
Hes Evil, and Im Bad like Steve Segal
Above the Law cuz I dont agree wit police either (shit, me neither)
We aint eager to be legal
So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasin rage on anybody in squeezing range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain
(Hes insane) No Im not, I just want to shoot up and Im pissed off
Cuz I cant find a decent vain
The disaster wit dreds
Im Bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after Im dead
When in danger its funny actually my flavors similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
While slippin bullets at point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you
Whippin human ass, throwin blows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass
Im blazin MCs, at the same time amazin MCs
Somehow MCs aint that eye-brow raisin to me
>From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
And bust till volcanoes errupt
*phone rings*
Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo whats up (were comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW ITS US!!
I used to be a loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
Im the one who burned your house down (oh)
Well Im out now (shit), and this time Im comin back to blow your house up
And I aint gon leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you wont see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and Im gettin ready to leave
Ima put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
Cuz this is what happens when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
Hes Evil, and Im Bad like Steve Segal
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
(Well be waitin) See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what? (till next time)
And so thats the story when Bad Meets Evil
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
Its too bad they had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin out of that ol saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day
wait, did yall hear that?