Little Red Riding Hood
第壹場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著壹個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子裏）
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進來）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： （壹邊把水果放在籃子裏，心事重重地說）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（邊提起籃子，邊點頭說）Ok!
Mum： （親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說） Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(壹陣輕快的音樂由遠而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下籃子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（隨著壹陣低沈的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill.
Wolf：（自言自語）I' ll eat Grandma. But……（對Little Red Riding Hood說）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大樹後）
Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye．
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： （喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。）
Wolf：（從樹後出來，邊走邊說）I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang．
Grandma： Who is it？
Wolf：（裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，壹邊得意地搖動尾巴，壹邊說）It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： （驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上）
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子裏。
Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指）Yummy！I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma．Grandma．
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it？
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前壹看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說）Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No!
Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說）It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (壹邊拿著槍，壹邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door．(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry．(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you．
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread． Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones．
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進Wolf的衣服裏)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： （開槍）Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead．
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you．
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（壹起鞠躬）: Thank you
英語短劇：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）
T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear
Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
Bird: I’m a bird.
Rabbit: Hi!
Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
Rabbit: Yes, please.
Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
R&B: Yes, come on!
Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.
Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
Fox: Hello, Bear!
Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Frog!
Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Bird!
Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me
April Fool's Day
愚人節
(N：講述故事者；F：愚男；Mum：媽媽；U：醜男；D1：大女兒；D2：小女兒；S：科學家；king國王)
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
許多年以前的四月壹日，有個嬰孩誕生了，他老爸給他取名為“愚男”，除他媽媽，沒人喜歡他。時間過的真快啊！
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
媽媽，我十八歲了，我要離開這個家了。
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
好的，但要時不時回家看望我哈。這是壹瓶酒，壹塊幹面包。記住：要照顧好自己啊。再見了！
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
他走到壹座森林，遇到壹個醜八怪的男人。
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
妳好！我又餓又幹，請給我些喝的和吃的，怎麽樣？
F: Ok, here.
好的。給。
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
喔，多謝了！好，我要走了。哦，這根手杖給妳，會給妳帶來好運的。壹路好運！
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
愚男來到壹棟餐館，老板有兩個女兒，她們發現那根手杖閃閃發光。
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃驚地）
喔，好漂亮的手杖啊！我想要，真是太棒了！！！(上前抓木棒，卻被粘在上面)啊，老天啊！我放不開它了！(吃驚地)
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
姐姐，妳在那做啥啊？妳自個兒想要那根手杖？不行，我要有壹份！我們都是父母的女兒，我必須跟妳壹樣要有壹分！（走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
別來！別來！危險！
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
妳來得，我也來得！（也被粘在木棒上）啊，老天啊！我怎麽啦？
D1: What a pity!
真可惜！
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girls followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
愚男壹點都不在意，吃了飯之後，他拿起那根手杖就離開了飯館。當然，那兩個女孩就跟著他。來到壹塊田的時候，他們遇到壹位科學家。
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
啊！太可怕了！妳姐妹倆跟著壹個男孩，妳們怎麽這麽傻啊！我帶妳們回家，把這個男孩送到警察局去。（抓手杖 ,也被粘住）啊！糟糕！太糟糕啦！
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
幾天之後，他們來到壹個陌生的國度。國王有個女兒，但她從來不笑。
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
要是誰能讓她笑，那她就是他的妻子。
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
我來看看。或許我能呢。
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
這樣他們就去看望她。她看到愚男和他的朋友就笑個不停。
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
好的，妳讓她笑了，現在讓我們看看妳的生辰八字，妳哪天出生的？
F: April 1.
四月壹日。
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
哦！多麽棒的孩子！妳知道我們國家的名字嗎？我告訴妳吧，叫“愚蠢世界”。非常適合妳，對不？
N: The result is ——The foolman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".
結果是愚男跟他妻子壹起幸福的過了壹輩子直到死。這就是我們有這樣的壹個假日的緣由：“愚人節”。