“老爺爺”叫“老頭子”
“外婆”叫“嘎嘎”
“外公”叫“嘎公”
“姑姑”叫“娘娘”
“阿姨”叫“爹爹”
“爸爸”叫“老漢兒”
“怎麽了”叫“納悶搞”
“什麽”叫“麽子”
“幹什麽”叫“搞麽子”
“開頭”叫“起先”
“不好”叫“拐噠”
“自己”叫“國人”
“胡說”叫“嚼牙包骨”
“上面”叫“皮頭”“高頭”
“角落裏”叫“哢哢國國裏”
“諷刺人”叫“日決人”
“小孩”叫“戲娃娃兒”
“感冒”叫“搞涼噠”
“吃壹餐”叫“搓壹頓”
“摔交”叫“達撲爬”
“太黑”叫“黑區麻拱”
“打他壹耳光”叫“鏟他壹耳十”
“有把握了”叫“有哈數噠”
“漂亮”叫“硬是乖，周正，標致”
“籮兜”叫“筐筐”
“放下”叫“擴到起”“放到起”
“臟”叫“奈呆”“色來”
“肉”叫“肉嘎嘎”
“吹牛”叫“日北扯謊滴”
“彎彎”叫“拐拐”
“這樣”叫“楞們”
“那樣”叫“浪們”
“怎麽啦”叫“那們滴”
“鬧矛盾”叫“扯皮”
“倒黴”叫“背萬年時”
“傻瓜”叫“芍腦殼”“哈裏日氣”“哈哈”
“狠毒”叫“刮毒”
“後面”叫“後頭”
“潛水”叫“鉆覓子”
“胡說”叫“日白”
“追”叫“碾”
“黎明”叫“麻麻亮”“擦亮”
“黃昏”叫“擦黑息兒”
“膝蓋”叫“客息包兒”
“棺材”叫“方子”
“小孩子”叫“小戲娃娃兒”
“怎麽啦”叫“納悶搞起滴”
“上街”叫“上該”
“差勁”叫“日古子”
“餅子”叫“巴巴”
“廁所”叫“毛肆”
“手肘”叫“倒拐子”
“麻煩”叫“勞慰”
“湯碗”叫“缽缽兒”
“特別喜歡”叫“蠻歡喜”“喜歡完噠”
“亂說”叫“嚼腮幫子”“瞎嚼”
“石頭”叫“癌包”“完光石”
“小氣”叫“色巴”
“臉臟”叫“花貓兒”
“上面”叫 “皮頭”
“糟了”叫“搞拐噠~”“著噠”
“腦袋”叫“腦殼兒~”
“小東西”叫“區區兒”“滴滴兒”
“不尊敬老人”叫“二黃腔”
“說人沒用”叫“差火”
“常撒慌的人”叫“日百佬”
“小鳥”叫“雀雀兒”
“摔壹屁股”叫“搭坐堵”
“跑步”叫“跑趟子”
“舅子”叫“舅老倌兒”
“內褲”叫“搖褲兒”
“背心”叫“汗架架兒”
“去哪裏”叫“到那裏切”
“該死的”叫“砍腦殼滴”
“活該”叫“該滴”
“開玩笑”叫“活戲兒”
“不行”叫“不搞”
“婊子”那是罵人蠻缺德的話
“賤人”那是有點缺德的話
“日麻滴”“狗日滴”不算臟話，是口頭蟬