英語幽默短劇劇本 帶翻譯

旁白(Aside )/介紹（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. 在很久很久以前，有個瘋狂的國度住著壹群瘋狂的人，用瘋狂的方式給人們講述著瘋狂的故事。o(∩_∩)o...哈哈Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 聞名遐邇的刀客，荊軻先生，被委以刺殺秦始皇嬴政的任務。但最終還是失敗鳥。妳想知道當時的情形如何嗎？好，下面的我們將給妳呈現當時真實的壹幕。Action I 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (畫外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高興狀) Thank u mirror! （面對觀眾） I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕裏大叫) Where is my minister? 太子丹（上，掏出鏡子梳頭，做自戀狀）：魔鏡魔鏡告訴我，天下男人誰最美？ (畫外音：是妳是妳太子丹 太子丹高興狀) 非常感謝，我的魔鏡 （面對觀眾） 我是太子丹，魔鏡告訴我說我是天下最美的男人 但是嬴政老小子嫉妒於我，倘若給他從魔鏡那兒得知了真相，必要追殺於我 。太可怕了，我該咋辦啦？ (向幕裏大叫) 我的小弟們呢，哪兒去了？ 阿三(畢恭畢敬) : Honey, I am coming 親耐滴老大，我來也。太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!我怎麽告訴妳的，以後見到我要喊“我最最漂亮，瀟灑，帥氣，和藹，可愛，機靈和尊敬的太子丹殿下”，妳又忘了！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作殺狀）了解，親耐滴！我有個好主意。我們找個大英雄去刺殺嬴政。太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十壹世紀最需要的是什麽，人才！這句話要跟觀眾交流，最好由觀眾來回答，然後拍阿三肩膀，做贊許狀） Good idea! But who is the right candidate?妙計！那麽誰是最佳人選捏？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.眼下我有倆在冊人手，壹個名曰李莫愁，另壹個便是荊軻。明天他們講通過PK來角逐最佳殺手稱號！太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?那行，動作要快，ok？阿三：Yes.著！