?哪裏有人,哪裏就有笑聲。?從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的?調劑品?。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到壹絲快意和放松，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面我為大家帶來英語趣味幽默小故事三則，歡迎大家閱讀!
英語趣味幽默小故事：高薪
A famous lawyer always lectured his office boy. He thought it was good for the boy although he didn't need it.
One day it happened that the lawyer heard his office boy asked by the one employed next door, "How much does he pay you?" His office boy replied, "I get two thousand dollars a year. He pay some ten dollars a week in cash and the rest in his legal1 advice."
壹位著名的律師老是給他辦公室的勤雜工講課，認為這對他有好處，盡管他並不需要。
有壹天，這位律師偶然聽到隔壁鄰居的勤雜工問他的勤雜工：?他給妳多少薪金他的勤雜工回答說：?我的年薪是2000美元，他每周付給我10美元左右的現金，其余的都算做他給我上課的學費啦。?
英語趣味幽默小故事：突然漲價
A man took his son to have an aching tooth pulled by the dentist. When it had been drawn1, the man was asked to pay ten dollars for it.
"Ten dollars!" he exclaimed surprised and said to the dentist, "I know you only charge two dollars for pulling a tooth. Why do you raise the price at will(隨意)?"
The dentist said, "Yes, but your son cried out so loud that four other patients were frightened away."
有個人帶著他的兒子去找牙醫給他拔掉壹只痛牙。牙醫把他的牙齒拔掉後，要這個人付10美元。
這個人驚訝得大叫道：?10美元!我知道妳拔壹只牙是只收2美元，為什麽任意漲價呀
牙醫說：?沒錯，可是妳的兒子喊叫得那麽兇，把另外四個病人都嚇跑了嘛!?
英語趣味幽默小故事：心不在焉
A man was getting very absent-minded. One evening he went to visit a friend and chatted with him for about two hours. When he was going to leave, his friend asked, "How is your family?" The absent-minded man suddenly exclaimed. "Good heavens! I forget my wife is having a fit(大發脾氣)."