英語長篇笑話故事（通用7篇）
故事是壹種文體，它是通過敘述的方式講壹個帶有寓意的事件，那妳知道關於講述“笑話故事”有哪些嗎？下面是我為大家整理的英語長篇笑話故事，僅供參考，歡迎大家閱讀。
英語長篇笑話故事 篇1
A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?
壹位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒餵夜宵。她先給她壹片新鮮的黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要壹些果醬塗在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，露茜，當我象妳壹樣小的時候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜看了母親壹會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然後她柔聲說：您現在能跟我們生活在壹起難道不感到高興嗎?
英語長篇笑話故事 篇2A father said to his sons: "Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?"
The oldest son replied: "Father, Ill eat it all!"
The father then said: "Tomorrow Im going to butcher a pig. Who is going to eat it?"
The same son answered: "Father,Ill eat it all!"
The father added: "Tomorrow, we are going to plough the field. Who is going to plough?"
The oldest son answered again: "Its always me, always me. Now its someone elses turn to volunteer!"
總是我
壹位父親對他的兒子們說：“妳們的媽媽明天要烙壹張餡餅，誰要吃呢?”
大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
父親接著說：“明天我要殺壹口豬，誰要吃呢?”
又是大兒子說：“爸爸，我要把它都吃了。”
父親又說：“明天我們要耕地，誰想耕地呢?”
大兒子再次回答道：“總是我，總是我，這次還是讓其他人來做吧。”
英語長篇笑話故事 篇3Good news: Two boys went out climbing trees.好消息：兩名男童出去爬樹。
Bad news: wone of them fell out.壞消息：其中有壹人摔下來了。
Good news: There was a hammockbeneathhim.好消息：他下面有壹個吊床。
Bad news: There was a rakebeside the hammock.壞消息：吊床旁邊有壹個耙子。
Good news: He missed the rake.好消息：他和耙子擦肩而過。
Bad news: He missed the hammock too !壞消息：他也和吊床擦肩而過！
英語長篇笑話故事 篇4The squad（班，小隊） were having "visual training". One smart recruit（新兵，招募） was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant field. The party was so faraway（遙遠的，恍惚的） that the men appeared as mere dots, but unhesitatingly（迅速地） the recruit replied：
"Sixteen men and a sergeant（中士，軍士） , sir."
"Right, but how do you know there's a sergeant there?"
"He's not doing any digging, sir."
班裏正在進行“視力訓練”。壹個聰明伶俐的新兵被班長叫出來數遠處曠野上采掘隊的人數。采掘隊在很遠的地方，那些人看起來只是壹些小點兒。但是這個新兵毫不猶豫地回答。
“十六個兵外加壹個中士，長官。”
“正確，可是妳怎麽知道那兒有壹個中士？”
“他不幹活，長官。”
英語長篇笑話故事 篇5不必再看眼科醫生了
It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.
我己經很多年沒做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個號。她越是督我，我越是耽擱不去。最後，她替我掛了個號。
The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,
在我去見醫生的前壹天，我的.情緒特別好。我對妻於又是親又是抱，還說她是我眼裏最漂亮的女人.
"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."
她說:“這回眼睛沒問題了，那我現在就去把號退了。”
英語長篇笑話故事 篇6After my husband，John，and I moved to Michigan from Nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree壹lined roads，teased us about the Mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. When my parents，Nebraska farmers，visited us，I asked them about their trip.
我和丈夫約翰從內布拉斯加搬到密西根後，我們新認識的朋友們總為他們美麗的林蔭大過引以為榮.他們嘲諷我們的中西部平原荒涼、貧瘩，連株枯樹都沒有。後來我父母從內布拉斯加的老家來看我們，我問他們對旅途的感受。
What a boring drive，"my father replied."Once you get to Michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."
我父親抱怨著:“枯澡，乏味，壹進入密西根，除了樹什麽都沒有。”
英語長篇笑話故事 篇7The little girl was sitting in her grandfather's lap as he read her a story. From time to time, she would take her eyes’ off the book and reach up to touch his wrinkled cheek. By and by she was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again.
小女孩坐在祖父的膝上讀故事。她時不時的從書上轉移視線擡起頭來碰到他褶皺的臉。隨後她摸摸自己的臉頰又回去摸摸祖父的。
Finally she spoke, "Granddaddy, did God make you?"
最後她問：“爺爺，是上帝創造的妳嗎？”
"Yes, sweetheart" he answered, "God made me a long time ago."
“是啊，甜心。”他回答道：“上帝很久前創造出了我。”
"Oh" she said, then "Granddaddy, did God make me too?"
“喔。”她回答。接著又問道：“爺爺，上帝也創造了我嗎？”
"Yes, indeed honey" he assured her. "God made you just a little while ago."
“是啊，當然了寶貝。”他向她保證：“上帝只是不久前創造的妳。”
"Oh" she said. Feeling their respective faces again, she observed, "God's getting better at it now isn't he?"
“喔。”她回答。又分別感受了兩人的臉頰，邊觀察邊說：“上帝的技術越來越好了，是不？”
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