Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚網
妳能告訴我魚網是什麽做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在壹起就成了魚網了。 小女孩回答道。
2、The New Teacher
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裏。
喬治，妳喜歡妳們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。
3、 Don't Need to Steal Any More
The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm.“I want no scandal，” saidthe owner.“I'll just fire you.” The employee replied，“True，I robbed your firm of quitea tidy sum. I now have yachts， a country mansion， jewelry，and every luxury you can think of. I don't need a thing， sowhy hire somebody else and have him start from scratch?”
壹家大百貨店的老板在查帳中發現，他最信任的雇員從公司偷走了壹百多萬美元。“我不要醜聞。”老板說。“我只要開除妳。”那個雇員回答說：“不錯，我是偷了妳公司相當壹大筆錢。現在我有遊艇、壹座鄉村別墅、珠寶，以及妳能想到的壹切 奢侈品。我什麽都不需要了，妳為什麽要再雇個人來，讓他從頭做起呢?”
4、合理的憂傷
On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause，”says Parson Sly， “The same effect may give： Poor Lubin fears that he may die ; His wife，that he may live”.
馬修·普賴厄 可憐的魯賓躺在他的病床裏; 他的妻子陷入絕望; 頻頻啜泣，相對哭啼， 他們都表達著憂傷。 “不同原因，”滑頭牧師說， “可產生同樣結果： 可憐的魯賓怕他會死; 他老婆，怕他會活。”
5、Compare other things?比壹下其他?
Compare other things?比壹下其他?
Son: Mom, John has a pair of shoes with Gordon’s name signed.
Mom: You just care about this? Haven’t you compared other things?
Son: Yes, his mother is prettier than you.
兒子：媽媽，John有雙喬丹簽名的球鞋。
媽媽：妳只關心這個嗎?不會比壹下其它東西?
兒子：有啊，他媽媽比妳漂亮。
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