1.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇壹
The miser and his gold Once upon a time there was a miser。 He hid his gold under a tree。 Every week he used to dig it up。
One night a robber stole all the gold。 When the miser came again， he found nothing but an empty hole。
He was surprised， and then burst into tears。All the neighbors gathered around him。
He told them how he used to e and visit his gold。
"Did you ever take any of it out?" asked one of them。 "No，" he said， "I only came to look at it。" "Then e again and look at the hole，" said the neighbor， "it will be the same as looking at the gold。"
守財奴
從前，有個守財奴將他的金塊埋到壹棵樹下，每周他都去把他挖出來看看。
壹天晚上，壹個小偷挖走了所有的金塊。 守財奴再來查看時，發現除了壹個空洞什麽都沒有了。
守財奴便捶胸痛哭。哭聲引來了鄰居他告訴他們那裏原先有他的金塊。
問明了原因後，壹個鄰居問：“妳使用過這些金塊嗎?” “沒用過，” 他說，“我只是時常來看看。”“那麽，以後再來看這個洞，”鄰居說，“就像以前有金塊時壹樣。”
2.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇二
bat falling upon the ground was caught by a weasel, ofwhom he earnestly besought his life. the weasel refused,saying, that he was by nature the enemy of all birds. thebat assured him that he was not a bird, but a mouse, andthus saved his life.
shortly afterwards the bat again fellon the ground, and was carght by another weasel, whom helikewise entreated not to eat him. the weasel said that hehad a special hostility to mice. the bat assured him thathe was not a mouse, but a bat; and thus a second timeescaped.it is wise to turn circumstances to good account.
壹只蝙蝠墜落到地面上來，被壹只鼠狼捉住了，蝙蝠哀求討饒。鼠狼不答應，說它自己最愛和鳥類為敵。蝙蝠便證明它自己不是鳥，只是壹只老鼠，因此鼠狼就放了它。
不久這只蝙蝠又墜落到地上來，被另壹只鼠狼捉住，它同樣地哀求討饒。那鼠狼說它自己最恨老鼠，蝙蝠證明自己並不是老鼠，而是壹只蝙蝠;因此，它第二次又安然地逃離危險了。隨機應變乃聰明之舉。
3.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇三
A RAVEN saw a Swan and desired to secure for himself the same beautiful plumage. Supposing that the Swan's splendid white color arose from his washing in the water in which he swam, the Raven left the altars in the neighborhood where he picked up his living, and took up residence in the lakes and pools.
But cleansing his feathers as often as he would, he could not change their color, while through want of food he perished.
烏鴉非常羨慕天鵝潔白的羽毛。
他猜想天鵝壹定是經常洗澡，羽毛才變得如此潔白無 瑕。於是，他毅然離開了他賴以生存的祭壇，來到江湖邊。
他天天洗刷自己的羽毛，不但壹 點都沒洗白，反而因缺少食物饑餓而死。
4.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇四
Mike is a little boy. He is only five years old. He is too small to go to school. So he can not read and write.
One day he stood at my desk with a pencil in his hand. There was a big piece of paper on the desk. He wanted to draw a picture of himself. He drew lines and cleared them out, then drew more and cleared them out again. When I looked at the picture, he wasn't happy. "Well," he said at last to me, "I'll put a tail on it and make it a monkey."
He began to add the tail. I began to laugh.
翻譯
邁克是壹個小男孩,他只有5歲。他太小還沒有上學,因此也不會讀和寫。
壹天,他手裏拿著壹支鉛筆站在我的桌子前。桌子上放著壹張大紙,他要畫自畫像。他畫了幾筆就擦掉了,再畫幾筆,有擦掉了。當我看壹幅畫時,他很不高興。 "好吧,"他最後和我說,"我就再加壹條尾巴,把他畫成壹只猴子吧!"
他開始加上小尾巴,我大笑起來。
5.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇五
There was a sturdy ram with a pair of thick horns upright on its head.
It strutted about proudly and saw a fence built with bamboo and wood in front, which blocked its way. It cast a sidelong glance at the fence, lowered its neck and lunged at the fence, hoping to knock it down. The fence remained intact but the ram injured its own horns.
If it had not injured its horns, the ram would have persisted obstinately in butting against the fence, even against the spokes of a wheel until it bled with a fractured skull.
As a result, with its horns caught in the fence, the ram could neither advance nor retreat butbleat helplessly.
壹頭長得非常雄壯的公羊的頭上，挺立著壹對粗大的犄角。
公羊驕傲地踱著步，看見前面有壹道竹木編成的籬笆擋住了它的去路。公羊斜著眼睛看看，便彎下脖子呼的壹聲撞上去，想把籬笆撞倒。結果籬笆紋絲不動，它反把自己的犄角碰傷了。
假如公羊沒有碰傷犄角的話，那麽它還會壹個勁兒地撞下去，甚至向車輪的輻條上撞去，直到頭破血流為止。
結果呢?公羊的犄角被籬笆夾住，進也不得，退也不得，只能“咩咩”不停地叫喚。
6.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇六
Making His Mark
A man from the state of Chu was taking a boat across a river when he dropped his sword into the water carelessly. Immediately he made a mark on the side of the boat where the sword dropped, hoping to find it later. When the boat stopped moving, he went into the water to search for his sword at the place where he had marked the boat. As we know, the boat had moved but the sword had not. Isnt this a very foolish way to look for a sword?
楚國有個人坐船渡江時，他不小心把自己的壹把寶劍掉落江中。他馬上掏出壹把小刀，在寶劍落水的船舷上刻上壹個記號。船靠岸後，那楚人立即從船上刻記號的地方跳下水去撈取掉落的寶劍。他怎麽找得到寶劍呢?船繼續行駛，而寶劍卻不會再移動。像他這樣去找劍，真是太愚蠢可笑了。
7.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇七
A little rabbit is picking mushrooms in a forest. A wolf is coming. He is very hungry. “Oh, a little rabbit! This is my favourite food!”
壹只小兔子正在森林裏采蘑菇，壹只狼來了，他很餓。“哦，壹只小兔子!這是我最喜歡的食物!”
The rabbit sees the wolf, but she is not afraid. She pretends to be poisoned by the mushrooms. The wolf thinks, “If I eat her, I will be poisoned, too.” So he goes away.
小兔子看見了狼，但是她並不害怕。她假裝吃蘑菇中毒了。狼想到:“如果我吃了她，我也會中毒的。”所以他走開了。
Then the rabbit is very happy. She goes on picking the mushrooms.
小兔子非常高興，她繼續去采蘑菇。
8.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇八
Wolf and egret
The wolf mistake swallowed a piece of bone， very suffered， running about， look for to visit the doctor everywhere。He met the egret， and talk to settle the service fees to invite him to take out the bone， egret to stretch in the wolf's throat the own head， and the 叼 outs bone， then toward to settle the good service fees wolfThe wolf answer says:" hello， friend， you can since the wolf 嘴 take back the head in the peace ground， and the difficult way return the dissatisfied foot， and how and still speak the guerdon?"
This story elucidation， guerdon badly person act charitably， and is a bad person of cognition and does not speak the reputation's innate character。
狼與鷺鷥
狼誤吞下了壹塊骨頭，十分難受，四處奔走，尋訪醫生。他遇見了鷺鷥，談定酬金請他取出骨頭，鷺鷥把自我的頭伸進狼的喉嚨裏，叼出了骨頭，便向狼要定好的酬金。狼回答說：“餵，朋友，妳能從狼嘴裏平安無事地收回頭來，難道還不滿足，怎樣還要講報酬？”
這故事說明，對壞人行善的報酬，就是認識壞人不講信用的本質。
9.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇九
Standing on the roof of a small goat and the Wolf
Kid standing on the roof and saw the Wolf walked through the bottom and then abuse him, and laughed at him. The Wolf said, "oh, buddy, scold me is not you, but your terrain. "
This story to illustrate, dili and cat often give a person the courage to fight against the strong.
翻譯：站在屋頂的小山羊與狼
小山羊站在屋頂上，看見狼從底下走過，便謾罵他，嘲笑他。狼說道：“啊，夥計，罵我的不是妳，而是妳所處的地勢。”
這故事說明，地利與天機常常給人勇氣去與強者抗爭。
10.幽默風趣的英語小故事 篇十
The Crow and The Pitcher
A crow felt very thirsty. He looked for water everywhere. Finally, he found a pitcher.
But there was not a lot of water in the pitcher. His beak could not reach it. He tried again and again, but still could not touch the water.
When he was about to give up, an idea came to him. He took a pebble and dropped it into the pitcher.
Then he took another and dropped it in.
Gradually, the water rose, and the crow was able to drink the water.
口渴的烏鴉
壹只烏鴉口渴了，到處找水喝。終於，他找到了壹個大水罐。
然而，水罐裏面的水並不多，他的尖嘴夠不到水面，他試了壹次又壹次，都沒有成功。
就在他想放棄的時候，他突然想到壹個主意。烏鴉叼來了壹塊小石子投到水罐裏，接著又叼了壹塊又壹塊石頭放進去。
漸漸地，水面升高了。烏鴉高興地喝到了水。
寓意：有些東西雖然看起來微不足道，但如果積少成多，便會帶來很大變化。