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英語幽默小對話

 下面是我整理的英語幽默小對話,歡迎大家閱讀!

 英語幽默小對話1:

 One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

 Girl: Father, I have sinned.

 Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

 Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

 Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

 Girl: He touched my breast.

 Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

 Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

 Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

 Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

 Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

 Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

 Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

 Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

 Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

 Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

 Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

 Girl: But he had AIDS!!

 Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

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 英語幽默小對話2:

 A: You really like my stupid jokes?

 B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

 A: Yes, well such jokes aren?t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

 A: 妳真的喜歡我講的這些愚蠢的笑話嗎?

 B: 是的,它們都快讓我肚皮笑破了!妳還真能裝,板著個臉,我是過了壹會兒才領悟妳的笑話的。

 A: 講俏皮話的人自己先笑了,就沒意思了。我爸可會講笑話了,有的時候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白過來。

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 英語幽默小對話3:

 男: This seat empty?(這個座位是空的吧?)

 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果妳坐下,我的座位就是空的。)我立馬走人

 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什麽地方見過妳?)

 女:Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什麽我不再去那個地方的原因。)我不想和妳有任何交集

 男:Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六妳想跟我出去嗎?)

 女:Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼)^_^頭疼也是可以預約的

 男:Can I have your name?(我能知道妳的名字嗎?)

 女:Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什麽?妳不是已經有壹個了嗎?)

 男:I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我壹直在尋找壹張像妳這樣的臉。)

 女:I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫生。我也壹直在尋找壹張像妳這樣的臉。)長的真醜

 男:I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓妳非常快樂。)

 女:Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?妳是說妳要離開?)妳能離開就是對我的仁慈