各位看官,我有打油壹首,形容“星球大戰”系列最好,道是:
天行者家斷手史
尤達大師倒裝句
我是妳爹不不不
對此我有壞感覺
妳愛我來我知道
是韓索羅先開槍
第壹條:天行者家斷手史
安納金開家族斷手史的先河,且斷得最慘最徹底。最初被杜庫伯爵砍斷了右手,好容易裝了個機械的,重練武功,終於砍斷了仇人杜庫的兩只手;沒想到和師傅歐比旺壹戰,被歐比旺砍斷雙腳,機械手毀於了火山巖。皇帝救下安納金,給他換了身更先進的行頭,結果後來又被自己的兒子盧克砍斷了右手——當然盧克砍老爸右手是有理由的——達斯·維達砍斷兒子的右手在先啊。真是手手相報何時了啊。好在時代發展了,盧克的手已經不是機械,而是生物再生的了。
第二條:尤達大師倒裝句
說話倒裝,尤達大師的特色,很明顯地。
尤達大師的十大金句,附送在這裏:
#10
When nine hundred years old you reach, look as good, you will not, hmmm?
--YODA, Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
#9
On many long journeys have I gone. And waited, too, for others to return from journeys of their own. Some return; some are broken; some come back so different only their names remain.
--YODA, Dark Rendezvous
#8
To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are.
--YODA, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, "Lair of Grievous"
#7
To be Jedi is to face the truth, and choose. Give off light, or darkness, Padawan. Be a candle, or the night.
--YODA, Dark Rendezvous
#6
If no mistake have you made, yet losing you are ... a different game you should play.
--YODA, Shatterpoint
#5
Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealousy. The shadow of greed, that is.
--YODA, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
#4
Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
--YODA, Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
#3
No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.
--YODA, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
#2
Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.
--YODA, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace
#1
When you look at the dark side, careful you must be ... for the dark side looks back.
--YODA, Dark Rendezvous
出處: Top 10 Best Yoda Quotes
第三條:我是妳爹不不不
達斯·維達對盧克說的那句“我是妳父親!”已經成為了星戰中的金句。據說拍攝時飾演盧克的馬克·哈米爾對此情節壹無所知,所以當時真的非常驚訝!如果穿越回 1977 年,對那些排隊的人說:“妳知道麽?達斯·維達就是安納金·天行者,是盧克的老爸哦!萊婭公主是盧克的妹妹!祝妳觀影愉快”——那想必是史上最大的 spoiler 了吧!
Who's your Daddy?嘿嘿
第四條:對此我有壞感覺
“I have a bad feeling about this”是星戰系列中很出名的壹句臺詞,主角們往往在說出它之後就馬上陷入危險之中,讓人有種“怎麽又慢半拍”的感覺……最初 1977 年的《星球大戰:新希望》裏這句就出現了兩次。星戰的官方維基裏有詳細統計:I have a bad feeling about this
盧卡斯看來很喜歡這句臺詞,不但在星戰裏用了很多次,還在《奪寶奇兵》裏讓哈裏森·福特繼續說!
第五條妳愛我來我知道
第六條:是韓索羅先開槍
其他:
雙胞胎基因——帕德梅生的是雙胞胎,萊婭和盧克;等萊婭公主嫁給了韓·索羅,也生了個雙胞胎。