Elle: Yeah, but have you seen what they're wearing?
Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it's capital Barbie.
Reena: She's so... shiny.
Congresswoman: [looking over her new hairdo] You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
Paulette: Yay for Ohio!
Paulette: Who's ready to discharge?
Elle: Hi everyone!
Timothy McGinn: Look, it's Capitol Barbie.
Reena: She's so shiny.
Paulette: Ooh... the bend and snap! I did that last night naked. I broke a window though.
Paulette: You look like the Fourth of July! Makes me want a hot dog real bad!
Rep. Rudd: Snaps for Congresswoman Hauser!
Emmett: You know what I thought when I first met you?
Elle: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?
Elle: This is just like CSpan, except I'm not bored.
Elle: So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!
Elle: I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company!
Elle: Oooooh! Nice briefcase!
Elle: I didn't know I could be this happy without incurring credit card debt!
Elle: Paulette, I taught Bruiser to shop online, I think I can handle congress.
Elle: I have always respected redheads as members of a hair color minority.
Elle: Ughhh. All day long I felt like white open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
Sid: I hate that feeling, whatever that means.
Dog Spa receptionist: Your dogs are gay!
V.E.R.S.A.C.E. tagline on website: We test makeup on animals, so you don't have to.
Lady at Versace: You've got the wrong Versace.
Rep. Rudd: Don't worry Bob I'll get her. And her little dog too.
Emmett: Elle I don't care where I marry just as long as I do. I do... I do... feels good.
Timothy McGinn: Write a bill, Britney.
Rep. Rudd: You can't get people to care.
Elle: Watch me.
Stanford Marks: You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle: Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes
[Elle first arrives in Washington DC]
Sid: Welcome, to the Wellington, ma'am.
Elle: It's a thrill to be here.